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WHAT GIFTS WILL BTS RECEIVE ON CHRISTMAS

WHAT GIFTS WILL BTS RECEIVE ON CHRISTMAS

RM: Waaaah~ I've got a gift from santa!

BTS: Open it, quick!

RM: *le opens gift* He gave me a map and a handcuffs?

BTS: *knows why but le pretends to not know anything* / *silent af*

RM: It has a letter inside.

SANTA'S LETTER: Dear RM, I gave you this map because you don't have sense of directions. . . Those people who asked you for directions before are still missing. Also, please always put the handcuffs on your wrists so that it will prevent you from breaking things. That's all, strong power thank you.

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JIN: Yah! I have a gift from Santa, too!

JUNGKOOK: Quick! What's in it?

JIN: *Jin peaks* Uh-- Uhmm... It's not that important! *le blushes*

SUGA: *took the gift bag and ripped it* Namjoon's pictures?

JUNGKOOK: *le gets Santa's letter for Jin*

JIN: Yah! You two!

SANTA'S LETTER: Dear Jin, you asked for me to give you Namjoon. . . But dear, I can't give the impossible. That's why, you asked for me again, wishing that you'll be ugly. . . But then again, like I said; I can't give the impossible so I tried my best to find Namjoon and asked for his pictures.

BTS: . . .

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SUGA: *without saying anything; le opens his gift* Oh perfect!

BTS: Kumamon?

SUGA: It's not only a Kumamon pillow! Look! *le pushes Kumamon's stomach*

KUMAMON: *le sings* I don't give a shit~ I don't give a fuck~ *le talks* INFIRES meeeeeen~! Want mah chain? thriiii dollahs!

SUGA: Cool right?

BTS: *le looks at J-hope* / *le totally ignored Suga*

SANTA'S LETTER: Sigh...

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J-HOPE: Okay, My gift is. . . AAAAAHHHHHHH~

BTS: What? Why?

J-HOPE: It's a snakueeeeee~

SANTA'S LETTER: Dear J-Hope, my sweet boy. . . I want you to conquer all your fears and for you to know that you should always keep your enemies closer to you, befriend them and then you can take him down. Anyways, I'll be waiting for your hixtape! I hope you slay all the snakues!

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JIMIN: Time to open mine~!

BTS: *le whispering to each other*

V: I'm sure it's---

JIMIN: Jaaaaammmss?!?!

BTS: Knew it!

SANTA'S LETTER: Dear Jiminie, these are magical jams. It increases your height and also expands your eye sight. Boy idk how can you even see when you're smiling. Also... There's an eyeliner beside the Jam, use it because I know that; eyeliner is lyfue!

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V: Ah finally! My turn! I was so excited to open my box because Santa-nim had my box wrapped in Gucci giftwrap.

BTS: Just open it!

V: *le opens the box* Ehh~? Another box wrapped in Gucci giftwrap? *Le opens the box again* Waah-- another box?!?! *Le opens the box again* What is this?!?! It's another box! *Le open the smallest box* Waaahh~ hyungs! It's still a box! An empty box! *le cries*

BTS: *le reads Santa's letter*

SANTA'S LETTER: Dear Taehyung, I've think about this gift very hard! It spent me two days just to find the perfect gift for you. An empty box! For a man who doesn't think about anything at all! *le grins* you're not even thinking (just spacing out alot) so I've realized. I'll give an empty box to a man who has an empty brain.

V: Yah! How many times do I have to say that I'm thinking about planets, aliens, and Gucci too! I know Van Gogh and I'm interested in wierd things! I'm a genius!!!

BTS: *le vigorously nods* We agree!

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JIN: Oh! Lastly JK's gift!

JUNGKOOK: Hyung open it for me~ *busy suckling on his milk baby bottle*

BTS: Open it Jin!

JIN: *le peaks inside* Oh! It starts with letter "I"~

JUNGKOOK: *eyes widened* I...I-I IU-noona?!?!?

JIN: *le smiles and nods*

BTS: Waaahh--

JIN: No.

JUNGKOOK: *le drops smile* I. . .I-- Iron Man!!!??

JIN: *smiles and nod* NO!

JUNGKOOK: *le pouts* then what is it?! *stomping feet*

JIN: It's an Ixercising Guide!

BTS: You mean Exercising?

JIN: Yeah, Ixercising!

SANTA'S LETTER: *wink*

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