Teacher: Why were you all absent for so long?
Aelin: I lost my key and was locked in a coffin—um I mean my house
Teacher: You needed a key to get out of your house?
Aelin: Yes...that is what I said isn't it?
Teacher: Oookaaay, well how about you Dorian? Did you at least bring your homework?
Dorian: My girlfriend's...dog...ate my homework.
Teacher: *sighs in frustration* And you Chaol?
Chaol: I was on sick leave.
Teacher: Finally, an absence that makes sense! Do you have a doctor's note?
Chaol: Yup here it is. *hands over note with paper hearts glued to it*
Teacher: *reading aloud*
Dear Chaol's teacher,
Chaol could not be present because of spinal issues, and when I fixed him up he was a bit busy putting a certain golden sofa back together which took him longer than expected.
Signed, Yrene Towers.
P.S. Don't let him die, because I die too.
P.P.S. Tell him to finish all of his vegetables for lunch because his doctor told him to.
Chaol: *blushes*
Teacher: Oh sit down all of you and open your books to Chapter 55. NO NOT THAT BOOK AELIN!
Teacher: Rowan? What are you doing here? You graduated more than 200 years ago!
Rowan: I am here to guard the blonde one.
YOU ARE READING
SJM: Post
HumorThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...
