1)
Teacher: If you had ten CHOCOLATE CAKES and someone asks you for two of them, how many do you have left?
Aelin: 10 because I'm not going to give them any!
Teacher: Okay, what if someone forcibly takes two cakes from you, what do you have then?
Aelin: 10 and a dead body.
Lmfao
2)
Aedion: OH MY GOSH BABE, I just had the most amazing day ever =)
Lysandra: That's good to hear. Why was it so amazing?
Aedion: Because I ran into that guy that won't leave you alone.
Lysandra: And why was that so amazing?
Aedion: With my car...
Lmao
3)
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Rowan nailed your cousin." ~Lysandra
4)
"If Aedion is going to be my foster father, I'll never forget the look on Lysandra's face again." ~Evangeline
Innocence: If you get this one, you've lost it.
5)
Aelin: *singing off tune*
Rowan: Can you not?
Aelin: *sings louder*
Rowan: Seriously?
Aelin: *sings even louder*
Rowan: Aedion, can you do something about this?
Aedion: *sings even more louder with Aelin*
Rowan: fml
6)
Evangeline Headcanon
I have this feeling that just because Evangeline is 11 doesn't mean she doesn't understand all the vulgar language the rest of Aelin's court use. She's supposed to be really smart.
Whenever Rowan says something with a dirty meaning, she just has to sit there and try not to smirk or laugh or Lysandra will tell her off for knowing all that obscene language, but Evangeline's older than 10, which makes things a bit more easier.
But if Lysandra hadn't saved her, she would have ended up in a prostitution house and lost her virginity at 12 to some guy who's 40, as part of her "training".
So she has a right to listen to all those dirty things Rowan and Aelin say, like "I want to explore every inch of you."
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HumorThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...
