Aelin: Horrifies everyone with her sense of humour but refuses to put down or let win anything remotely racist.
Aedion: Starts the game thinking nobody could possibly beat him but let's just say it doesn't take long to turn his face red.
Rowan: Jots down Aelin's answers because this is definitely something he could use later.
Lysandra: Reads out the cards in the most dramatic ways, even the bad cards can be made to sound like winners.
Manon: It's impossible to make her laugh, yet somehow she also had the dirtiest mind of them all so every round she tells one person at random what to put down. The cards she picks win 6/10 times.
Dorian: Starts the game pretending he's all innocent, but then people start asking what some of their cards mean and by the end of it, the gang learns more about what went on in that boy's bedroom than they ever wanted to know.
Chaol: Silently prays for the salvation of these poor souls because JFC Dorian, how do you know that?
Nesryn: Makes it her personal mission to see just how red Aedion can get. Her attempts eventually lead the boy to start laughing so hard he chokes in his drink and then keeps laughing until air deprivation leaves him unconscious for about 15 seconds. Despite Chaol's pleas, this does not mark the game's end.
Sam: Doesn't play due to the fact that he's dead.
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I am totally Aelin. I have a horrible sense of humour, but I hate anything racist, sexist, or insensitive.

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HumorThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...