1)
Rowan: *deep in concentration*
Aelin: Hello?
Rowan: *deep in concentration*
Aelin: Hello? I'm looking for my mate. Tall, silver haired, annoying...
Rowan: Sorry. Did you ask me something?
Aelin: No, I was wondering if you were alive. You were being super quiet.
Rowan: Wait, wait, wait, did you just call me ANNOYING?
Lmao.
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2)
Aelin: I'm going to stab someone.
Rowan: Manners, Fireheart.
Aelin: Politely. I'm going to stab someone politely.
3)
Aelin when Rowan comes to Rifthold
Aelin: *tackles Rowan*
Rowan: What was that for?!
Aelin: It's because I've missed you.
Rowan: I've missed you too.
Aelin: *punches Rowan*
Rowan: Ow! Now what was THAT for?!
Aelin: Not showing up fast enough.
ROFL lmao
4)
Aelin: One day I'll pluck your hawk form clean.
Rowan: What?
Aelin: Maybe I'll singe off your feathers.
Rowan: You scare me, Aelin.
Aelin: Damn right I do.
5)
Rowan: I'm King of Terrasen.
Aedion: Ew
Lysandra: Proud bastard.
Evangeline: No, Rowan, just NO
Aelin: Don't worry court, I didn't proclaim him that.
😂😂
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HumorThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...
