Objects of Humour

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1)

Do you not realise the whole fandom was like this when Tamlin showed up at the end of ACoMaF?

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Do you not realise the whole fandom was like this when Tamlin showed up at the end of ACoMaF?

2)

I want a door knocker like Mort. Whenever someone knocks on the door, it'll either tell them to come in, or tell them to fuck off.

evangeline-ashryver 's parents recently got a pet parrot. So now she's teaching it to say things like "Go away" and "IDIOT!"

I actually want one, because when some guest arrives at the house, I'll make sure for the bird to say something like "Oh shit, not you again."

The problem is, parrots can copy EXACTLY your voice. Yes. 100% your voice. So they can tell I was the one who taught it that.

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