Scars are faded,
Love is new,
After centuries of wandering,
I finally found you
We are monsters
Who have hurt many friends
But I claim you, Aelin
To whatever end.
1)
Rowaelin Wedding
Priest: Do you, Rowan Whitethorn, take this woman, Aelin Ashryver Galathynius, to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Rowan: I do.
Priest: Do you, Aelin Ashryver Galathynius, take this man, Rowan Whitethorn, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Aelin: I-
Rhys: *Appears out of nowhere* Ah damn I crashed the wrong wedding, but hey man, congrats, and nice tats! *disappears*
2)
What Emrys heard daily
Rowan: Shift.
Aelin: You know what, FUCK YOU!
Rowan: What the FUCK did you just fucking say to my fucking face
Aelin: You heard me, ASSHOLE!
Poor Emrys.
3)
Evangeline: *runs upstairs* Aelin...Rowan's drunk.
Aelin: Of course he is.
Evangeline: And now he's being emotional and babbling about his sorrow about previously hating you-
Aelin: I hate that old buzzard.
Evangeline: Damnnn.
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Did you notice Aelin can be shipped with quite a few things?
Aelin x chocolate
Aelin x cake
Aelin x candy
Aelin x books
Aelin x music
Aelin x pianoforte
Aelin x sleep
Aelin x HER LAVENDER SOAP
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HumorThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...
