1)
Aelin: Rowan, pass the salt.
Rowan: *adds copious amount of salt to his dinner* We're out of salt.
Aelin: Can I borrow your cloak? It's freezing!
Rowan: *fastens cloak over his shoulders* Don't have it with me!
Aelin: ROWAN!!!
Rowan: He isn't here right now!
2)
Rowan: What are you doing?!
Aelin: *tries to punch him but fails*
Rowan: Quit it.
Aelin: *tries to kick him but fails*
Rowan: STOP YOU'RE EMBARRASSING.
Aelin: NO WHY CAN'T I CAUSE YOU PAIN?
Rowan: Because we're mates and you're supposed to love me not hurt me.
Aelin: *tries to slap him but fails* THIS IS SO STUPID!
3)
Aelin: I would LOVE to engulf you in flames. Not for any particular reason, but because it'd be funny.
4)
Evangeline: Truth or dare?
Aelin: I'm bored. I need some drama, so dare.
Evangeline: I dare you to pepper spray Rowan's underwear.
Aelin: ...
Evangeline: It's okay. You don't have to do it if you don't want to.
Aelin: Nope, Evangeline. This will be pure gold for me. You just gave me the idea of a lifetime.
Evangeline: Yeah, but why?
Aelin: I don't have a reason. Only that Rowan rolling on the floor screaming about the pain in his ass while pepper spills out onto the floor will be a memory stuck for centuries.
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SJM: Post
HumorThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...
