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Tamlin The Tool (Part 3)

First off thank you for your lovely feedback on the previous chapter!

So here we go, some more things about the Tool.

But first off, here's a meme!

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1)

Feyre: *wandering around aimlessly*

Tamlin: What are you doing?

Feyre: I lost something.

Tamlin: What did you lose?

Feyre: My will to live.

Tamlin: Okay now put this dress on

2)

Tamlin: Showers Feyre with so much jewellery she never wears the same pair of earrings twice

Rhysand: Makes Feyre fight the Weaver to get his ring back

3)

IF TAMLIN CAUGHT THE SURIEL IN ACOMAF

Tamlin: You! You can't lie! So tell me...where....is...Feyre?

The Suriel: Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where she's not.

Tamlin: You're telling me you don't know where Feyre is?

The Suriel: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.

Tamlin: So you do know where she is!

The Suriel: On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably-

Tamlin: Stop it!

The Suriel: -do or do not know where she shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where she isn't. Even if she wasn't at where I knew she was. That'd mean I'd really have to know where she wasn't.

4)

Alternate Names

Aelin: Aelout

Rhysand: Rhysor

Lorcan: Lorcan't

Aedion: Aedioff

Tamlin: Asshole

5)

I love that on Calanmai in ACoTaR Feyre and Tamlin were sort of falling for each other and then Feyre sees Rhys and is just like "This one's prettier than Tamlin."

And more pictures!