1)
This is from "A Court of Light and Dark" by Tidela471 . It's a really good fanfic, you should all read it.
Rowan: in Erilea, all Fae have an animal form.
Cassian: Ooh really...I wonder what mine would be.
Mor: A PIG.
Cassian: NO! Shut up.
Everyone: Lmfao.
This is hilarious 🤣
2)
Cassian: I'm full Fae.
Aedion: I'm the leader of the Bane.
Cassian: I'm the leader of the Illyrian armies.
Aedion: I bench 200lbs, squat 450lbs.
Cassian: I bench 250lbs, squat 500lbs, and fly 1000lbs.
Aedion: *disappointed* I've never flown.
Cassian: ...Do you maybe wanna go for a quick fly around the city?
Aedion: *huge smile* Okay!
Even Sarah confirmed that Cassian and Aedion would be best bros and she wants to write a small crossover fanfic lol
3)
At a Park
Aelin: Hello, this is my dog Fleetfoot.
Rhys: Nice to meet you, this is my dog Cassian.
😂😂😂 ROFL!
4)
Amarantha: I'm the queen of the Fae.
Maeve: I'm also the queen of the Fae.
Amarantha: I possess power to shatter cities.
Maeve: I possess power to devour the stars.
Amarantha: I'm a full blooded Fae.
Maeve: I'm a Valg who managed to steal the Fae throne.
Amarantha: Aww...I wish I could do something like that.
Maeve: But hey, we're almost like sisters.
Amarantha: How about you and I go find some traitors to kill?
Maeve: Yay! Let's go! 😄
If Amarantha vs Maeve, Maeve would win tbh
5)
Quote Similarities
Empire of Storms: The world will be saved and remade by the dreamers
A Court of Mist and Fury: To the stars who listen and the dreams that are answered
A Court of Mist and Fury: The Court of Dreams. The people who know that there was a price, and one worth paying, for that dream. The dreamer born into a court of nightmares.
Queen of Shadows: Let's go rattle the stars.
A Court of Mist and Fury: As if the world itself were indeed falling apart, stars rained down.
Queen of Shadows: You can all burn in Hell.
A Court of Mist and Fury: I hope they all burn in Hell.
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HumorThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...
