1)
Feyre: I want to paint with you, Tamlin.
Tamlin: Really? *eyes light up*
Feyre: Yes. I want to paint all the walls of this house with your blood.
Roasted!
2)
Nesta let out a low laugh. "If you want someone to blame for all of this," she said to Tamlin, "perhaps you should first look in the mirror." ~A Court of Wings and Ruin
Roasted!
3)
Tamlin: *kicks Rhys*
Rhys: *punches Tamlin*
Feyre: Help! Emergency! Two guys are fighting over me!
Emergency: And what's your emergency?
Feyre: The mean golden bastard is threatening to harm me if the other wins!
4)
Tamlin: If you love me and you know it clap your hands
Feyre:
Rhysand:
Cassian:
Amren:
Azriel:
Mor:
Lucien:
Nesta:
Elain:
Tamlin: *clap clap*
5)
TAMLIN'S POEM:
Ah, there he is.
That motherfucker.
What a tool.
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SJM: Post
HumorThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...
