1)
Aedion: They call me coffee because I grind so fine 😏
Elide: Oh my god.
Rowan: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am 😏
Elide: Stop it.
Lorcan: They call me coffee-
Elide: Oh god please no
Lorcan: Because I'm dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Elide: Oh.
2)
Essential Elide:
Elide: Once I find Aelin, what skills do I have to offer her?
Elide: *wins the heart of the Ironteeth Wing Leader, escapes from Morath, carries 1/3 of Erilea's power in her pocket through the wilderness, gets hired for a rather good job, kills two ilken with a hatchet despite a broken nose, hurt wrist, mangled foot, and menstrual cramps, and finds one of the scariest males on the planet and makes him her bitch*
Elide: ...Maybe I could do the queen's laundry...
3)
Lorcan: Elide, I smell blood. Are you bleeding?
Elide: Uhhhh, I'm on my period...
Lorcan: Oh. *sniffs again at the blood* Have you been eating enough? Your blood's iron-deficient.
Lorcan: *cooks dinner for Elide* *cuts up strips of linen for her monthly cycle* *makes sure she's comfortable*
Elide: Lorcan, why are you doing all of this for me?
Lorcan: ...
Lorcan: Because we're friends?
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HumorThe title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be...
