The Hobbit Imagines IV

Imagine Dwalin on a datingshow

Imagine Dwalin looking for a date on a datingshow.

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"Welcome back to Dating in the Earthy Middle! I am your host, Legolas, and I am excited to introduce you to our new guest!" Legolas waits as the applause is at a max.

Who knew that one day he would be the host of the most succesful datingshow in Middle Earth? Not his father, that was for sure. The green lights shone on him as the camera came up closer to him.

"You may know him from the documentary he starred in; The hobbit. He was in all three of them to be precise." Legolas dramatically raised his hand in the air. "He is bold, he is the king's right hand, he has got some crazy tattoo's.... HERE IS DWALIN!"

He had to yell the last part because the crowd was going wild.

Many dwarves were in the audience today. All had come to support the intimidating dwarf.

Dwalin walked in, awkwardly waving at his friends. He wasn't really sure what he was supposed to do so he just stood in the middle of the stage.

Legolas noticed his unease so he rushed to his side. "Thank you for coming in Dwalin. How are you doing?"

The dwarf was shooting arrows at the elf next to him as he looked up. "Great, because of those two."

Fili and Kili waved excitedly at the camera. The youngest one even had the balls to wink at Dwalin. Their uncle had warned them before hand but they didn't listen to him. This may be their only chance to safely make fun of the older dwarf.

Afterwards they would have time to run. If Dwalin would find a woman he liked.

"I heard they were the ones to put you on this show? How nice is it to have family that wants to see you happy?" Legolas asked, trying to give it a positive touch.

Dwalin growled something incoherent. Some dwarves in the audience snickered.

"And on that note, Dwalin, you may sit here so that I can reveal the woman to our audience." The dwarf walked up to his seat after one last glare at Fili and Kili. Whom were now slightly regretting their decision.

A purple/pinkish wall came down from the ceiling so that Dwalin wouldn't be able to see the three candidates.

"Many of you have seen this show before but in case you are new, let me explain the rules to you. Dwalin over here isn't allowed to see the three candidates just yet. There will be three rounds to determine which is the best match.

In the first round the woman will introduce themselves. They are only allowed to use three words though, so they better choose them carefully." Legolas waits for the crowd to settle down again.

"Then we let Dwalin ask each woman one question. And I will have a small conversation with them before that. We do this so that our single man can really get to know the woman. And for the third round we have asked the woman to prepare something special for Dwalin."

"What kind of lingerie is it?" Nori yells. Dori hits him at the back of the head.

Legolas smiles. "No lingerie I am afraid. Dwalin has told us about one of his weaknesses and we will see what that is at round three."

"So it is lingerie" Kili whispered.

"Let us meet the woman before our audience can only think about underwear. First up, we have a woman whoms age I am not allowed to say out loud. She is tall, she can paint the stars from the sky and is a beautiful elf, HERE IS ELEANOR!"