*January: port huron Michigan*
Ocs except Alaska, Siberia and Greenland cuz they're already used to the cold: *standing close together*
Honduras: w-warm my boss said, "oh you'll be fine, Honduras"
Iran: i. Hate. The. Weather
America: yo dudettes you're all here so, like the usa so far
Singapore: *looks over* besides i'm wearing a fruking short skirt, light coat, lost my gloves, no hat, no winter shoes i'm totally great! *sarcasm*
America: how about we boycott winter at my place :D
Slovenia: piggyback ride now
America: why?
Slovenia: bend the f*ck down right now!
America: no cuz, you'll have to deal all 7 weeks of the weather so, sorry but look isnt snow nice
Sardinia: *swearing in italian*
America: XD bwahahaha
Iran: WHAT THE F*CK AMERD*CK HOW IS THIS F*CKING FUNNY DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF!?!
U.S.A police: mrs. please calm down you're disturbing the peace
Iran: SO F*CKING WHAT?! I'M OUT HERE FREEZING MY A$$ OFF WHILE YOU STAND THERE WARM AND F*CKING TOAST YOU SHRIMP D*CKED USA F*CKHEAD! LOOK I'M FROM THE MIDDLE F*CKING EAST I DONT DO WINTER! HOW ABOUT YOU GO SUCK YOUR GAY BOYFRIENDS D*CK!?*shoves police officer* GO ON FIND THAT-
Police Officer: *straddles Iran's nack and handcuffs her*
America: um...ah... F*ckin' crap
Everyone else: *speeches at Iran's "beautiful" outburst*
Slovakia: *trying to get the office to release Iran*
America: *tells the officer that he's a country* yeah so shes *holding piggyback style with her arms around his neck and starts walking away*
Ocs except Iran cuz america is giving her a piggyback ride: *follow America*
Iran: why aren't you removing these dang handcuffs?! *starts whining and complaining about have uncomfortable and weird it feels legs wrapped around America waist{doesn't want to fall and wearing skinny jeans} how hard it is to clutch america's shoulders seeing hand cuffs are still on and ends up falling asleep like that*
Singapore: *jumps on Honduras's back* i want a piggyback ride too we'll be warm :D
Slovakia: Slovene my back now! We'll be warmer cuz, science proves it
Hetalia Announcer: after that they all got to America's house piggyback style{America had iran, Honduras had Singapore, Slovakia had Slovenia} cuz, its a warmer way to get around in freezing temps like this~
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Randomness with Hetalia
FanfictionThis is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps
