Randomness with Hetalia

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Switzerland+Sardinia: *watching a moive* *sitting facing each other on different sides of the couch watching moive*

Sardinia: *stares into Switzerland eyes* what-a happened if-a I grinded you-a?

Switzerland: what?!

Sardinia: *scoot closer*

Switzerland: um w-what is it

Sardinia: *sits in between Switzerland's legs*

Switzerland: 0/////0

Random Liechtenstein: =w= *starts singing* grind on me, grind on me~

Random Jenna: *starts singing* wish you would... Grind on me, grind on me

Sardinia: I could-a do it... Fratello won't-a know

Switzerland: -//////- n-no comment

~blackout~

Random Liechtenstein: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWAWAWAW *big thud, trips*

Switzerland: STAY HERE!!!!!!!!!! *walls into a wall*

Sardinia: don't leave me-a here you-a BASTARD ;/\;

???: *breaks down door*

Sardinia: EKKKKKK

~lights turn on~

???: *wearing blue bodysuit with stars on tits revealing them, red cape with dick on back saying super dicktits* na na na na na na SUPER DICKTITS HE CAN RAPE ANYTHING HE CAN THRUST, HE CAN CUM(Spider-man theme)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sardinia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHAH ITS SOME BRITISH MOLESTER

???: *crashes through window in skimmy bikini top with a thong and black cape* HELLO I'M JIGGLEGIRL

Sardinia: Ukraine?!?!?!?!

Ukraine/Boobgirl: *jumps away boobies jiggling*

Switzerland: WHO IN THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Liechtenstein: JEUS CHRIST IT THAT THE FABLED SUPER DICKTITS?!?!?!?!

???: *magically has Switzerland's pants, Sardinia's shirt* i'm great at this

Sardinia: seriously, England i want my f*cking shirt!

Switzerland: *face red* LIECHTENSTEIN GET MY 20barrel SHOTGUN THIS ASSHOLE IS HISTORY

England/Super Dicktits: who wants to mate!!! SUPER DICKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liechtenstein: Dildo Invasion

Sardinia: KILL HIM!!!!!!

Random Jenna: why is you name d*ckman your d*ck is the size of a cats