Pirate!England: i'm CAPTAIN BLOODY KIRKLAND
Jack Sparrow: i'm captain jack sparrow the sexy pirate ever
PirateEngland: i have a army of my people
Jack Sparrow: i have a jar of dirt
Pirate!England: dirt?
Jack Sparrow: *holds jar of dirt up*
Pirate!England: i'm a continent how do you like, that people live on me
Jack Sparrow: that makes you a door matt cuz you're always getting stepped on by people better yet, millions of people
Pirate!England: i hate you so much
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Randomness with Hetalia
FanfictionThis is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps
