A/N: me and my friend we're talking a both this plus Slovakia when slap happy doesn't realize what she's saying so also I made the end with the help of Jenna
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Hungary: so vhat are jou going to dream about?
Slovakia: I don't know
Hungary: vell I'm dreaming about Prussia
Slovakia: vhat about zhe 5meters of pure awesomeness?
Hungary: no
Slovakia: hm vounder vhat Russia vould look like in a zhong(thong)?
Hungary: no vhat Germany vould look like...
Hungary+Slovakia: *start imaging*
Hungary: ok enough vith zhe zhong(thong)
Slovakia: oh it's like zhey get into a argument over vho's is bigger
Slovakia: *mimics Germany voice* "vell I have zhe Berlin Wall" "vell I have zhe 5meter" Prussia protests
Hungary: jou can dream about zhat but I'm going to dream about Prussia
Slovakia: Germany's bigger but still China's is probably only tiny bit smaller
Hungary: I zhink it is
Slovakia: "vell I have a 7 and so on" Germany boats back
Hungary: i swear to zhe god of Gilbert
Slovakia: it's like Prussia vears a pink sparkly zhong(thong) to zhe meeting and someone pants him
Hungary: shaddup *starts looking up Prussia pic on ipod*
Slovakia: jou looking up Prussia in a zhong(thong)?
Hungary: really just really
Slovakia: jou looking up Prussia's size compared to Russia?
Hungary: mmm not impressed
Slovakia: image Germany twerking zhen zhe Berlin vall falls out but he starts fapping instead?
Hungry: uhhhhhh zhat is zhe worst picture stop it jou weirdo
Slovakia: jou saw it right big sis? *starts rolling off bed*
Hungary: ja I did and now I'm going to dream about zhat so just stop now before jou hurt yourself
Slovakia: China's great vall is bigger can't jou just see it? It's marvelous just like Ukraine vearing a skimpy bikini
Hungary: actually the berlin vall is bigger but China's probably 2st place
Slovakia: don't jou vish Prussia vould take jour vital regions in a zhong(thong)
Hungary: if you don't stop talking about zhon(thongs) I will cut all your underwire into thongs in clouding the ones your wareing
Slovakia: jour just jelly cuz jou vant zhat 7meters I might 6 *falls out of bed* ZHONG(thong)
Hungary: zhats is vhat jou get and if jou ceep saying zhong(thong) I vill add a pair each time
Slovakia: image Canada vearing a pancake zhong(thong) vhile riding on a stripper my little pony America *starts picturing it vividly* omg
Hungary: zhats it one pair do jou vant me to call France he vould love zhis chat and take jour virginty too!
Slovakia: Spain vearing a zhong(thong) vith zhat Spanish ass, balls fapping oh man zhat Spanish ass
Hungary: two now, I already have zhe picture of thongs, ve don't need flapping balls and Spain's ass, vill jou wax my vagina, France is coming over
Slovakia: *singing* I can see jour hole vag it is prickly and smelly *leaves wearing only t-shirt and underwear and goes to Romania*
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Randomness with Hetalia
FanfictionThis is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps
