Hetalia Announcer voice: Well now onto Greenland's back story... When found by Denmark, Norway. Umm wouldn't Iceland be with Denmark seeing Norway gave him to Denmark?. Plus Greenland is the same age as Greenland
Denmark: I'm her big bro Denmark
Greenland: TT/\TT stupid DNA test
Hetalia Announcer voice: HOW DO YOU GUYS GET IN HERE I'M SERIOUS
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~found by Norway~
Fairies+Unicorns(babies): *see someone, hide behind Greenland* someone's watching us
Greenland: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH THESE CREATURES I'M A NATION YOU KNOW SO I CANT DIE EASILY AS YOU THINK!!!! *arms are spread out and standing in front of mythical creatures*
Norway: what are you doing out here alone?
Greenland: what's wrong with your eyes?
Norway: nothing
Greenland: doesn't look like it?
Norway: *gets closer* are those fairies?
Fairy: your eyes are weird
Norway: e.e
Greenland: they look find *pokes cheek*
Norway: come with me
Greenland: why
Norway: *tells some scary story about Denmark the monster* that's why
Greenland: *runs away scared shitless* I DONY WANNA DIE
Norway: men go find her I'll go this way
~Found by Denmark~
Greenland: I'm free
Denmark: *hovering over the Greenlandic child* hello there
Greenland: EKK WHO ARE YOU!!!! *hides behind tree*
Denmark: I'M THE KING OF SCANDINAVIA!!!!
Greenland: AWWWWWWWAHAHA ITS THE DENMARK PEDO *hides behind a tree* PLEASE DONT EAT ME I'MM SORRY
Denmark: are you alright?
Greenland: YOUR GOING TO EAT ME SO NO I'M NOT RRUKING OK
Denmark: I'm no cannibal
Norway: Denmark your scaring her she's mine
Denmark: hell no
Norway: *pulls Denmark's cape* idiot
Greenland: *has a Danish axe* BIG BROTHER NORWAY *throws axe at Denmark* I'LL SAVE YOU *runs in front of Norway*
Norway: o-o
Denmark: *dodges only by a whim* WHAT THE HELL
Norway: *picks up Greenland* *walks away*
Fairy: * runs into Norway
Norway: *drops Greenland*
Greenland: owww what the fudge nut!?!
Norway: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?
fairy: THE FUCKING FAIRY BIOTH
Denmark: you be trippen'
YOU ARE READING
Randomness with Hetalia
FanfictionThis is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps
