A/N: ok during the Cold War Prussia stayed with Russia so this is Prussia teaching to teach 13 year old Siberia how to be awesome and Mocsow(Belongs to Paris_Hon_Bonnefoy)
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Prussia: Siberia Moscow vould jou come here?
Siberia+Moscow: da?
Prussia: today's jour first lesson in awesome jou'll never be as awesome as me but still a little awesome
Siberia: did big brother Russia approve?
Prussia: he's out so me and zhe Baltic's are vatching jou
Moscow: only if big sister Siberia agree's to
Prussia: vell do jou vant to learn ze vays of awesome
Siberia: I guess
Prussia: Siberia first jou must announce jour awesomeness to zhe vorld
Siberia: privet I'm the personification of Siberia and I'm awesome, da?
Moscow: I'm Moscow and I am awesomeness~
Prussia: ok zhen Siberia jou must vork on it
Siberia: e.e
Prussia: next jou must be able to summon zhe awesome of Gilbirds by *gets dressed like Gilbird and starts dancing stupidly* let zhis!!!
Moscow: *gets in postion*
Siberia: don't
Prussia: jou must be able to hand zhe beer
Siberia: is that Russia's vodka?
Moscow: *shrugs*
Prussia: nien.... Maybe....
Siberia: *takes it*
Moscow: you know what happened last time right?
Siberia: I'll be fine I'm Siberian after all *takes a sip*
Prussia: good Ja?
Siberia: yeah~~~~~~~ *throws bottle a crossed the room* FOR MOTHER RUSSIA PIPES AND AMERCIJAN *hic* EVERYONE WILL BECOME ONE, THEY CAN MY BUTTTT~~~~~~~~~~~
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