Randomness with Hetalia

Italy&England

Italy: (you dick Germany) today we're going to be cooking with Arthur yayayayay

England: ya we're going to make cereal today :)

Florida: ITALY I DONT WANT TO DIE SAVE ME PLEASE *is tied to a chair....*

England: you do realize you don't have a choice right

Flordia:ENGLAND YOUR COOKING IS BAD AND YOU MAKE EVERYONE PASS OUT ITALY UNTIE ME!!!!!!!!!!

Italy: am forced here too *gets out cereal and bowl and milk*

Florida: Italy come here please *totally pissed*

England: are we going to cook or am I going to throw milk at her?

Flordia: IF YOU DO BE PREPARED TO BE LIT IN FLAMES BY MAINE ENGLAND AND ITALY GET ME OUT OF HERE ENGLAND'S COOKING SUCKS *rants on*

England: you do realize your national television

Italy: ;_; I hope life is on are side

Life: nope

Death: yup

Florida: Italy....I want to kill Germany after this...

💠At Siberia's💠

Siberia: *wakes up from nap and turns on tv* I wonder what's on?... America England's on national Tv Alaska Antarctica get in here!

America: what... oh we're screwed!

Alaska:.... Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we're all doomed

Antarctica: *go to England's house* ENGLAND?!?! *stomps on set*

~On national tv~

Camera man: hey you shouldn't be here

England: have you come to help?

Antarctica: *smacks England with leather glove* am taking Italy and Florida *takes Italy and Florida*

England: ;_; ow

Camera man: I feel sorry you bro you lost to a girl on national tv

~back at home~

Florida: *clinging to Italy* GERMANY WHERE IS HE? *pissed at Germany*

Alaska: I turned him into a fish and put him in a fish bowl

Florida: *pecks Italy's cheek* Okay thanks Alaska

Siberia: and I froze the water in the fish bowl so now he's stuck in ic

Florida: Italy can we go make pasta! (ps: PASTAAA BECAUSE YEAH ITALY PASTA)

Italy: VE~ PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTA *picks up Florida and runs to the kitchen*