N/A: I got this off of if IFunny so I don't own this it's just funny so I though you'd think its funny. It's funny... I'm just changing it a little cuz... Ya
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America: YO, CANADA. what if there was a bomb named DICK?
Canada: oh my god--
America: and people were like "DEPLOY THE DICK"!
Canada: can you not--
America: "BUT SIR THE DICK ISNT READY?!" *squeaking voice*
America: "THE DICK IS ALREADY NOW PLUDGE THAT SUCKER FAR DOWN INTO RUSSIA!!!"
Canada: *sighs* *puts on black cool epic sunglasses* am so Candone with your shit *walks out*
America: what did I say?
England: *puts hand on America's shoulder* everything *teleports away*
America: well to Greenland&Slovakia *goes off* hey Greenland Slove!!!!!!!

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Randomness with Hetalia
FanfictionThis is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps