A/N: I didn't writing any nor did I come up with the idea all credit goes to my bff Jenna
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Iggy: guess what mom
Salina :what
Iggy: shut up I'm talking
Salina: fine bitch
Iggy: I'm going to have sex for the first time
Salina: WITH HOW
Iggy :Lamar
Salina: ok don't forget to we're a condom
Iggy:s hut up bitch you need to stop babying me
Lamar: *walks up all sexy like* ready babe for penetraction all night
Iggy: ya and your we wearing the condom
Lamar: we will see about that *walks to Lamar's house gets in bed waits for Iggy striking a confident pose*
Iggy: I'm naked now what do I do
Lamar: get out here and fuck me bitch
Iggy: *walks out gets in bed starts making out*
~after awhile~
Iggy: Lamar: ow ya harder
~3 hours later~
Iggy: *gets up *ok take off your condom and throw it away*
Lamar: I thought you wore it
Iggy: WHAT YOU ASS I COULD GET PREGNANT
Week later
Iggy: *takes pregnancy test* oh shit *calls Lamar*
Lamar: what
Iggy: I'm pregnant you prick ass hole
Lamar: *runs away to Mexico*
2 years later two kids and married to Aston moon
Iggy: *finds Lamar* lets go for a walk
Lamar: ok
News reporter: a man named Lamar was killed and dump in a dumpster how would of done this
Iggy: *smiles* i don't know :)
YOU ARE READING
Randomness with Hetalia
FanfictionThis is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps
