hetalia announcer voice: long when Siberia was a child Mongolia would kidnap her seeing she'd walk on his land on accident or was alone without protection then Russia and China would get really pissed about it and shit hit the fan
Russia: da?
China: you don't deserve to raise Siberia Aru
Russia: where is she anyway?
China: you lost her?!?!
Russia: she's right here *sees that white figure thing like when someone disappears*
China+Russia: *run to the Mongolian boarder* CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP
Siberia: *kicking and screaming* LET ME GO I WASNT EVEN FULLY ON YOUR LAND
Mongolia: no your my trophy *in a 10feet tree holding Siberia*
Siberia: i'm NOT A TROPHY WIFE YOU MONGOLIAN SHIT STAINED UGLY BASTARD
Mongolia: stop squirming or I'm dropping you
Siberia: *looks down* don't you dare shit stain *clinging to Mongolia cuz scared shitless of heights*
Russia: Mongolia?!
China: WTF MONGOLIA?!?!?!
Siberia: ;/\; *tearing up* b-brother Russia big brother China HELP
Russia: *evil aura* kolkolkolkolkol~ *has metal Pipe*
China: *has whatever weapon he uses out*
Mongolia: why would I do that?
Russia: come down and I'll show you
Mongolia: -.- I rather not
China: release her now
Siberia: no no no no I don't want to die ;/\;
Mongolia: *drops Siberia* I'll be back when's she's old enough to be wed
Siberia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screams at the top of lungs while falling*
Russia: *catches Siberia* next time don't go wandering off
China *throws weapon at Mongolia* YOU DICK
Mongolia: *disappears* till next time
Siberia: ain't gunna be a next time
China: no more disappearing acts Siberia
Russia: *carrying Siberia* no more going near his boarder
Siberia: da I understand
Hetalia announcer voice: well after that Siberia never went on Mongolia's boarder well at lest not alone
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Randomness with Hetalia
FanfictionThis is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps
