Mrs. Iran: shut up you shits!
Denmark: You shut up, you drunk whore!
Mrs Iran: *eye twitch* do you know who the f*ck you're speaking to!
Greenland: sorry my brother is stupid
Denmark: you're nothing but a stupid little girl!
Mrs Iran: I'M THE F*CKING LIFE BLOOD OF THE ANCIENT EMPIRE PERSIA, WHO EVEN TANGLED WITH ANCIENT GREECE, ANCIENT EPYGT AND EVEN TANGLED WITH ROME YOU SH*T STAIN I KNEW SCANDINAVIA HER HERSELF!! *holding up chair*
Denmark: Well I'm king of the Vikings bitch!
Greenland: WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP!!!!
Mrs. Iran: *silence*
Denmark: *silence*
Haiti: what zhe hell guys?!? Make love, not war! *kisses Mrs. Iran*
Mrs. Iran: *slaps Haiti* WHAT THE F*CK HAITI YOU'RE NOT PART OF THIS
Haiti: I am now. *winks*
Singapore: *stops recording* going on youtube!
Malaysia: good job little sister!
Netherlands: i'll fix the chair for $50
Grenada: Haiti knock it off!
Haiti: Non! Are ya Jelly? You jealous? *does little dance* Are ya? YOU JELLY WH*RE?
Grenada: I'm not! Who would jelly of you anyway wh*re
Haiti: honhonhon~ mon cheír it's ok you know I'm always your w*re *hugs Grenada from behind*
Grenada: GET OFF OF ME YOU SICK WH*RE. *elbows Haiti in the boob*
Haiti: that boob is only for your hands to touch, not you elbow mon ami *blows kiss and walks out*
England: are you alright Grenada?
Singapore: Grenada you alright?
Prussia: I AM F*CKING AWESOME SOMEBODY HEAR ME ROAR!
Mrs Iran: EVERYBODY SHUT THE F*CK UP AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN WE ARE WATCHING ANNABELL!!!! CUZ I ANIT DEALING WITH ANYMORE SHIT!
America: um NOOOOOO
Russia: da sounds interesting
Hungary: *pats Prussia* one day
Denmark: did every forget
YOU ARE READING
Randomness with Hetalia
FanfictionThis is what happens in my mind XD random, funny, weird, scenario's taking from life or with the help of my wonderful friends or just cuz something sparks and can't help but write it... Hetalian fangirl 4ever peps
