*ba dum tss* ↠ third book o' random

woah I haven't done this in a long time

I've been tagged by followingsaturn

I'm 95% sure I haven't done a tag since like, an year ago.

but let's do it!!

—ten facts about myself—

—I can pump my chest like hot guys in movies
—I'm a huge vans and converse enthusiast. I currently have checkerboard slip-ons, and several pairs of converse of different colors.
—I also love floral patterns and have a lot of shirts and blouses that are floral.
—I'm very emotionally attached to the office.
—I got my first study bible yesterday so I can start reading chapter everyday.
—yes, I am a devout Christian, but I 100% support lgbtq+
—I can't tell you how many pairs of nice shorts and sweatshirts I've ruined because I painted in them.
—I have a stuffed pink tiger that I got from the indianapolis zoo when I was in second grade that I'm way too attached to. If I ever lose it, I'll probably cry for two days straight.
—I framed a copy of the declaration of independence and hung it in my room.
—I'm a fifteen year old child because I can't swallow a whole ibuprofen without having to split it in half.

—tell a joke—

—civil war jokes? I general lee don't find them very funny.
—what did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? mitosis.

—give a spoiler for one of my stories—

—ha, jokes on you. I don't have any stories.

—tag twenty-eight people—

—no