*ba dum tss* ↠ third book o' random

boi I GOTTA FISH

so my cousins took me out to texas roadhouse for my birthday gift with my brother and her older brother, who is also my cousin lmao.

before I continue, I'd like to say that I freaking LOVE texas roadhouse because everything is sooo good. have you had the rolls and butter? they're literally the best things you'll ever taste. their chicken tenders is what I always get and oml they're the most tender and most delicious chicken tenders I've ever eaten. oh and their honey mustard is amazing too.

anywho, my brother, since he was driving, missed the turn like five times to actually get there.

my cousins were being mean af and told the waiter that it's my birthday and they bring out this giant freaking saddle and make me sit on it while screaming YEE HAW. man I didn't even get cake.

after that we ended up a petsmart—which I do not like that much—because my cousin's gf was also there and she wanted a hamster.

they were about to get on at petsmart but we ended up going to this much better pet store on the other side of town. there I decided I was just gonna buy a fish.

my cousin and I picked out a larger goldfish with really pretty golden scales scattered throughout its skin. we got a bowl and water conditioner n stuff.

see, the thing is, I didn't tell my mom I was getting a fish, so when we got back home and rolled into her room with Devon (I named him that, it's an inside joke with my cousin) I just walked up to her with it and she started freaking out. she thought I just bought the fish without anything else.

she finally grew on the fish a little but keeps saying that out cats are gonna her in and eat my Devon. So, I got some cling wrap and wrapped it around the opening of his bowl and cut out a hole big enough for plenty of oxygen flow for the water but not big enough to where the cats could get in and grab at him.

I put my cat, Oreo, up next to the bowl and his eyes were so wide and he was sniffing the bowl with so much caution.

so far my cats haven't touched Devon so it's great.

I love Devon