42 ⊳ GROUP CHAT

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NEBULOUS
xlii. group chat
❝RIP NORMAN AND CHANDLER.❞

'THE WALKING TRASH'

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'THE WALKING TRASH'

ATHENA
OI DICKWEEDS

SCAROL
By the word "dickweeds" you couldn't be referring to me now, could you my dear Athena?

ATHENA
NO NO NO MOM I LOVE YOU I DIDN'T MEAN YOU
OI DICKWEEDS + MOM

SCAROL
That's better, but watch your language next time.

ATHENA
OI POOPWEEDS + MOM

NORM
melissa is the only person who can control athena.
well, except from steven if you get what i mean

ATHENA
I WILL STAB YOU
I WILL STAB YOUR EYEBALLS AND THEN PULL THEM OUT OF YOUR EYESOCKET AND TIE THEM AROUND YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU SUFFOCATE DO NOT TEST ME NORMAN

SONEQUA
athena, baby greedus will be coming soon and baby greedus needs his dad

ATHENA
ugh fine

YEUN MAN
can we get back on topic??

LAUR
was there even a topic in the first place?
athena just shouted "OI DICKWEEDS" and then melissa corrected her and then norman got involved and then the topic turned into baby greedus Who MAY I ADD IS TAKING FOREVER TO ARRIVE WTF YOU DOIN BABA GREEDUS

SONEQUA
he'll be here soon.
he's spinning a lot and kicking me a lot
i blame norman for all of this
make your pull out game stronger

NORM
WHAT DID I DO?!?!

ATHENA
you've just signed yourself up for hell

YEUN MAN
norman, i suggest you run.

SONEQUA
WHAT DID YOU DO????
WHAT
DID
YOU
DO

NORM
BABE I'M SORRY I LOVE YOU

KISH
well norman's dead

ATHENA
so much for baby greedus having a father

LAUR
RIP norman

OLD MAN ANDY
WAIT NORMAN DIED?!

MINI CHAN
how is that my on-screen father like someone pls tell me how?

OLD MAN ANDY
SHOW SOME RESPECT TO YOUR ELDERS

ATHENA
well, you see, chan.
when two people love each other very muchlkdfjgi

ALANNA
Wait what happened at the end of that sentence

YEUN MAN
i took her phone from her

MINI CHAN
THIS IS WHY I LIKE STEVEN MORE THAN ATHENA

TURTLE KILLER
oh you're so dumb, chandler

MINI CHAN
huh?

DANAI
You really should've learnt by now

YEUN MAN
I GAVE ATHENA HER PHONE BACK AND SHE READ UP AND NOW SHE'S RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK

CUDLITZ
are any of you surprised by this

JOSH
I don't think any of us are.

JEFF
Greedus aren't answering their door and I hear things smashing.

SONEQUA
oh, don't worry. i'm just killing norman.

JEFF
Ah, okay.

LAUR
RIP NORMAN AND CHANDLER

MINI CHAN
SHE'S AT MY DOOR HELP

YEUN MAN
athena get back to the house.

ATHENA
I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN YOU CANNOT CONTROL ME YEUN MAN

SCAROL
Athena get back to the house

ATHENA
yes mom

MINI CHAN
oh thank god

NORM
GJRNHJG HEKEP HELEP EHLEP

SONEQUA
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASK WHAT YOU DID WRONG

ATHENA
ANYWAYS
me and steven have some news to share bc we thought that we should tell you guys before you find out from instagram or ugh e!news

DANAI
You really hate E!News don't you?

ATHENA
THEY CAN ROT IN THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF HELL PLS AND THANK YOU
ANYWAYS, ME AND STEVEN ARE BACK TOGETHER.

SONEQUA
HOLY FUFKETYE FUCKEHDUYFJEFJFNJNERJKFNFIJEIJUF
FEJIFJIWEJI
IFHUJF
SIHFDIGIJRIJTIGJRIJFF
FREIGJIJFIOJODJIORJGOJOIJISJMGIKJDRFSI UVHRJEUIBCGHUR
JTN FMDRTJNFRTGKBGTMKGTJGMTV MBKM
HRFKMKMJJN
HDFGHM,JN,JHKJGM HF VB FVF HVB GHNBHGT
GGHFJGJFGKJGFJFGN

ATHENA
you okay there, hun?

SONEQUA
FMKIJI MYF HSSPP SDMY SHSIPD NDJ MMY PRECIOUS SHSOP EI DKNEW IT SJDSF
FKIFHJIJDIDJIKJEIKFJIKOHJIKDFJHIGHJNGHBJHGTJTJNG,KKMJJDNHF

ATHENA
i'm going to take that as a solid no

LAUR
OH MY GOD OH MY NGID DHGOH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

SONEQUA
GSS\GVSGDHZHDHDDHGS\SGBBGSHHSZJHNN N  X DJC HDC
HD

ALANNA
HOLY FUCK

KISH
I'M CUREESCREAMFINDG

SONEQUA
HDTFJRHRD
DHDJXDJHJFJFGHFDGX

DANAI
Congrats!!!!

EMMY
FFIREGIUJUTIREJHT

SONEQUA
REKIEWJFUIHCUSJIHFDCUHDUSIWHDUJSHUJGSVHUJGBHDUJFGV
HFHJKFSHUFSGDHUJGSDHGUJGDS

KATELYN
IKGFJIEWJGIOHJIHFUIHUGHHBFJNHDJDSNFJNBJHFGBR

STEVEN
wait sonequa didn't know?

SONEQUA
should i have known?

NORM
STEVEN I SWEAR TO GOD DON'T YOU EVEN DARE

ATHENA
norman walked in on us last night

LAUR
HOLY FUCKETY FUCK YOU DID IT

MINI CHAN
wait, what?

NORM
i hate you

ATHENA
i know, and it gives me so much pride.

MINI CHAN
i'm confused

ATHENA
well you see, chan, when two people love each itruiehjt

YEUN MAN
i took her phone from her again

TURTLE KILLER
y'all need jesus

JESUS
you called?

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