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#261-280

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by madiliz19

by madiliz19

If you haven't seen any of the videos to the side you need to right now. They are hilarious :D

Enjoy!

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261- I finally got a kiss!

Thanks, Hersheys.

262- Me: "Mom! I'm bored what can I do?"

Mom: "Clean your room!"

Me: "Yeah, nevermind."

263- That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

264- You don't know something? Google it.

You don't know someone? Facebook it.

You can't find something? Mom!

265- Guy: *picks up book*

Book: "Everything Men Know About Women"

Guy: *opens book*

Book: Blank.

266- We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

267- I use "LOL" way too much. Half the time I don't even laugh out loud. I just sit there with a blank face. Lol.

268- I am the bridge jumping friend that your parents warned you about.

269- When the machine won't accept the dollar you keep putting in.

270- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.

And I'm not even sure about the universe.

~Albert Einstein

271- When my headphones go in, my life is automatically a music video.

272- "I wasn't that drunk..."

"Dude, you threw my turtle at me and said TAKE THAT BOWSER!"

274- Mission Impossible: Not eating a fry on the way home from the drive-thru.

275- I hope you step on a lego. Nothing personal :)

276- Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else- and usually it's reading his own handwriting.

~G. Norman Collie

277- When guys get jealous, it's actually kinda cute.

When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start.

#178-179 curtosy of @Virynn and #280 curtosy of @NabicanEmpress :) Thanks to both of you!

278- The awkward moment when you grab someone's attention to talk to them and forget what you were going to say.

279- You know you're a computer geek when you accidentally say 'Microsoft' instead of 'motorcycle'.

280- That awkward moment when you walk into the wrong classroom so you just back out slowly and run away hoping nobody noticed.