#121-140

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by madiliz19

by madiliz19

121- I ask my parents a simple "yes" or "no" question and I get a lecture.

122- Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

123- Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story.

124- That moment when you have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and the hallway is suddenly the most terrifying thing in the world.

Me: I'm gonna die...

125- I get happy when I split an Oreo in half and the cream is perfect on one side while the other side is clean.

126- I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.

127- Admit it, at some point in your life you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.

128- That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house.

129- "Can I copy your homework?"

"Yeah, but the answers are probably all wro-"

"I don't care. Thanks!"

130- Whenever I pack for a vacation, I always feel like I'm forgetting something.

131- Deleting one 'ha' from your 'hahahahahaha' because you think it's too much.

132- My time spent in the shower:

30% Singing

60% Thinking about my life

10% Washing myself

133- That awkward eye contact you have with people in cars next to you at red lights.

135- My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my earphones on.

Then I take them off and realize I sound like a dying walrus.

136- Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time.

137- Hearing a song you really like on the radio and trying to remember part of the lyrics so you can Google it when you get home.

138- Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored.

Sincerely, I am getting fat.

140- Faking dead in the pool to see if anyone cares.

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