181- I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
182- Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia.
I can't sleep because I have internet connection.
184- The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.
185- I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
186- I don't need to get married. I can get three pets:
A dog that growls every single morning,
A parrot that swears all afternoon,
And a cat that comes late every night.
187- When did restrooms become photobooths?
188- Every time I'm sad, I imagine a t-rex trying to put a hat on.
189- I mentally murder people I don't like.
190- I regularly open my fridge and stand gazing inside for no reason at all.
191- Sarcasm:
Just one of the many services I offer.
191- I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
192- Girl: "Can you help me?"
Boy: "Sure, what's up?"
Girl: "I'm trying to get this guy to like me."
Boy: "Who is he?"
Girl: "I can't tell you."
Boy: "Well, you could just tell him you like him."
Girl: "How?"
Boy: "Just say it."
Girl: "I like you."
Boy: "Yeah, just like that."
Girl: "You're an idiot."
193- "Maybe it's Maybelline."
...Maybe it's Photoshop.
194- I don't get nearly enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath.
195- I'm not short!
My height is just cute :)
196- Comment if you run like mad after switching off the light so no one can kill you in the dark.
197- Even staring at a wall becomes interesting while studying.
198- "You're cute when you're mad."
"Yeah well I'm about to get really adorable."
199- Running up the stairs really fast because you feel there is an evil presence behind you.
200- The three fastest means of communication:
Telephone,
Television,
Tell-a-woman
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We've reached 200!!! Wow. I'm seriously beginning to think the pictures I have on my Kindle are never-ending.
Video to the side xD >>>
"Are you seeing this?!"
"No. I'm a helicopter."
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LAUGH OUT LOUD! (Teenage Posts, Quotes, and So Relatables)
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