201- Comment if you mentally say Wed-nes-day when writing Wednesday.
202- How many scrolls does it take to get to the end of tumblr? The world may never know.
203- Don't get a phone call all day, but 10 minutes into a nap everybody and their brother wants to talk.
204- I have the body of a God
(Unfortunately it's Buddha)
205- I wonder what the person I'm going to marry is doing right now.
206- Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.
I woke up in a box.
207- When you're in the shower and you hear loud thumps...
Me: "They're killing my family and I'll have to fight the attacker naked..."
208- Old Woman: "Tell me Doctor, how much time do I have left?"
Doctor: "Ten."
Old Woman: "Ten? Ten what?"
Doctor: "Nine..."
209- When you have a crush on someone,
12%- Go up and try to talk to them
88%- Lurk them from a distance and stalk them everyday in school, imagining a relationship with them.
210- Teacher: "Why are you talking during my lesson?"
Student: "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"
211- The three things a guy should want to change about his girl is her last name, address, and her viewpoint on men. -Kid Cudi
212- Pretending to read your birthday card after the money's fallen out.
213- I'm kind.
(Except for those days when, for no apparent reason, I hate pretty much everyone.)
214- Why can't the Morning News ever say:
"Today has been canceled. Go back to sleep."
215- The awkward moment when the only thing you know on a test is your name and sometimes the date.
216- I wish my brain was like Google.
217- If the world ends this year, I've wasted my entire life in school.
Wonderful.
218- *you fall*
Good Friend: "Oh my gosh are you okay?! Let's go get a Band-Aid!"
Best Friend: *laughing* Did you see your face?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
219- When I'm home alone and I hear a noise... I completely freeze.
220- I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
Admit it. You read this with an annoying woman's voice.
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Can someone please explain #183 to me? Thanks.
Video to the side is Villager News 2, and the one on the last chapter is the first one XD >>>
"One of our citizens has been reunited with a stack of wood which was allegedly stolen from him."
*Villager beside him gets sucked up by alien beams* *He sits there watching*
"...Breaking news! A citizen has failed to return his library book on time."
Me: *facepalm*
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