141- I never said I hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmallows.
Big difference.
142- Right before I die I'm going to say,
"I left a million dollars in the...."
143- That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the room.
144- *Opens pack of gum.*
BAM. One million people are your best friend.
145- Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we have food.
146- The awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.
147- Admit it, at least once in our life we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position.
148- That annoying moment when you're sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie and suddenly a human giraffe sits in from of you.
149- That awkward moment when you say 'hi' to a kid and they just stare at you.
150- Me? Jealous?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
...yes.
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LAUGH OUT LOUD! (Teenage Posts, Quotes, and So Relatables)
HumorThe title says it all
