This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: everything that happens before the shipping picture included in our actual ramblings is now just going to be us spouting random bullshit DAVE: maybe it will involve me some shameless self promotion DAVE: maybe some songs you guys should listen to DAVE: lol who the fuck knows its all a mystery DAVE: right now tho, its both music and a shameless self promotion DAVE:
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DAVE: cuco and the twitter of the person who made this marvelously horrible book happen
KARKAT: DO NOT TAKE MUSIC ADVICE FROM DAVE. JUST SAYING.
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KARKAT: THIS IS LITERALLY SO BAD. KARKAT: IT CAUSES ME PHYSICAL PAIN TO LOOK AT THIS IMAGE. KARKAT: THIS IS A CURSED IMAGE. ALL THOSE WHO LOOK AT IT WILL WAKE UP DEAD WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK.
DAVE: finally DAVE: wait how do you wake up dead?
KARKAT: SHUT UP. KARKAT: BUT SERIOUSLY. JOHN AND KANKRI???? NO. JUST NO. KANKRI IS A DICK. KARKAT: A D-TO-THE-I-TO-THE-C-TO-THE-K. KARKAT: A DICK. KARKAT: LIKE I SAID BEFORE. HE HAS TO BE RIGHT AND THAT WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS BETWEEN HIM AND ALMOST ANYONE.
DAVE: and lately john hasnt been himself. a guy like kankri could possibly make john feel worse than he already is and i do not want that. johns a great guy that deserves some positivity in his life so he needs a positive person. DAVE: john is also kind of guy to goof around and be like, that guy that can take SOME arguments too far DAVE: so he also needs someone to remind him to chill when things get to that level.
KARKAT: JOHN AND KANKRI WOULD KIND OF BE LIKE SOLLUX AND KANKRI EXCEPT SOLLUX AND KANKRI INVOLVES MORE VERBAL SHIT TALKING. JOHN AND KANKRI WOULD BE MORE SEEMINGLY JOKING SHIT TALKING ONLY TO BE TAKEN TO HEART AND MAKE BOTH OF THEM FEEL BAD. IT WOULD BE AN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP SPLIT EQUALLY BETWEEN BOTH SIDES.
DAVE: all in all, itd be hella bad. DAVE: and John would feel bad DAVE: and kankri might also feel bad? DAVE: both would feel bad and thats one of the worst things to happen to someone in a relationship.
