This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: and i am yet again excluded from fully putting my opinion in ships.
KARKAT: HEY AT LEAST YOU CAN HAVE *SOME* INPUT IN THIS. YOU'VE SEEN THESE TWO TOGETHER.
DAVE: yeah yeah i know, i just like whining.
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KARKAT: ALRIGHT, I HAVE TO BE DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. THESE TWO ARE "GOALS" OR WHATEVER. I MEAN, LATULA HAS BEEN DATING MITUNA FOR EONS TECHNICALLY.
DAVE: time is fucked up in dream bubbles yo.
KARKAT: THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR *THAT LONG* LIKE, HOW?! KARKAT: MITUNA IS...TO BE BLUNT, HE'S FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD. HE LOST HIS BASIC MOTOR SKILLS, HE THROWS TEMPER TANTRUMS, HE JUST...ISN'T RIGHT IN THE HEAD. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE DEALING WITH THAT SORT OF STUFF THOUGH. KARKAT: ANYWAY, WHEN HE DOES THROW HIS LITTLE TANTRUMS HE SAYS SOME PRETTY NASTY SHIT. LIKE IT'S *FUCKED UP*. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO HE'S WITH, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A SHIT STORM THEIR WAY. I'M POSITIVE THAT LATULA HAS GOTTEN AT LEAST *ONE* SHIT STORM THROWN AT HER WITH BEING WITH HIM FOR SO FUCKING LONG. KARKAT: IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD'VE BROKEN UP WITH HIM AFTER THE FIRST. I PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT. BUT FOR SOME REASON SHE STUCK AROUND AND IS STILL WITH HIM. KARKAT: CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?? SHE'S STILL WITH HIM AFTER SWEEPS OF HAVING THAT. PLUS IT PROBABLY HURTS HER TO NO END KNOWING THAT HE'LL PROBABLY NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. KARKAT: NOW I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S STAYING WITH HIM BECAUSE HE HAS NO ONE ELSE AND SHIT. I'VE *SEEN* THEM BE ALL...COUPLEY WITH ONE ANOTHER. IT'S KIND OF CUTE. KARKAT: MITUNA REALLY DOES TRY HIS BEST TO DO EVERYTHING HE CAN WITH HIS MATESPRIT, LIKE HE SERIOUSLY DOES FUCKING TRY. KARKAT: UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.
DAVE: hey i make an effort to watch at least two of your movies, i just cant handle watching five every night. a growing boy needs his motherfucking beauty sleep.
KARKAT: NOT LIKE YOU NEED BEAUTY SLEEP. KARKAT: BUT MITUNA SERIOUSLY TRIES. HE TRIES TO DO THINGS ON HIS OWN AND HE TRIES TO DO THINGS HE USED TO BE ABLE TO DO WITH HER. KARKAT: MOST PEOPLE, COUGH CRONUS COUGH, DON'T KNOW WHY THEY STAY TOGETHER AND IF THEY DON'T SEE IT THEY MUST BE BLINDER THAN TEREZI.
DAVE: really, a blind terezi joke? this 2016 karkat, weve moved on to more advanced jokes. DAVE: get with the program.
