This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
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DAVE: this one is purely for me. DAVE: i can feel it DAVE: deep in my loins.
KARKAT: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WORD LOINS MEANS?
DAVE: yeah its like DAVE: fuck DAVE: okay i know it, i seriously do! i just cant remember it right now DAVE: the word is on the tip of my tongue...
KARKAT: MHMM, SURE.
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DAVE: all right, were here to talk about johns dead dad and roses dead mom and technically *my* dead mom. DAVE: ... DAVE: shitty way to start that, fuck me. DAVE: lets start over. DAVE: i dont claim to know a whole lot about these two or their relationship. DAVE: what i do know is how to bullshit my way thru a reaction tho. DAVE: so, johns dad and roses mom. DAVE: these two were actually the uh "surprise" couple i guess? i for one never saw it coming DAVE: especially considering roses/my mom technically made me and rose with bro... DAVE: idfk i just sort of thought that maybe mom lalonde was into bro. DAVE: dont get me wrong, im totally happy that she aint swooning over that tall glass of spoiled milk that happened to be mixed with piss. DAVE: im ecstatic. this can technically make me and john brothers. and that makes jade and i brother and sister. DAVE: im officially related to all my bffs cast.
KARKAT: DAVE GET BACK ON TRACK.
DAVE: right. DAVE: these two actually seem like the really great mom and dad. DAVE: not the typical mom and dad that you *always* see on the tv, the ones that always fight over small, idiotic things. DAVE: theyre more like morticia and gomez DAVE: the parents from the addams family! DAVE: i see them as that kind of couple. really cool and in love and involved with their kids. DAVE: the perfect tv couple. DAVE: and you know what i find funny? DAVE: the fact that roxy fell in love with john, who is janes son. DAVE: aaaaaand mom lalonde fell in love with grandma egberts son. which is pretty much the same thing! DAVE: i mean, isnt that kind of a cool parallel?? i think it is.
KARKAT: IT IS PRETTY COOL. IT WAS LIKE THE UNIVERSE WAS TELLING US, OR MORE YOU, FROM THE VERY BEGINNING THAT THEY WERE TECHNICALLY MEANT TO BE!! KARKAT: THESE LITTLE EASTER EGGS NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME!
DAVE: yeah dude!! DAVE: so yeah, this ship is great. i seriously think that roxy and john will be amazing parents. DAVE: maybe even better than dad egbert and mom lalonde. DAVE: yall should know that amazing, caring parents is my aesthetic.
