This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
KARKAT: WHY. KARKAT: I'M NOT ENJOYING THIS AND IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED. KARKAT: THIS IS PAINFUL TO LOOK AT.
DAVE: same here.
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KARKAT: NO GOOD ASSWIPE. KARKAT: "OH NO KARKAT, I'D NEVER GET CAUGHT UP IN THOSE WEIRD TROLL FEELINGS!!! WHO WOULD *EVER* LOVE-HATE SOMEONE!!!? THAT'S JUST STUPID!!!" KARKAT: JOHN FUCKING EGBERT IS THE BIGGEST LIAR IN ALL OF PARADOX SPACE!!!! KARKAT: WHAT HAPPENED WHEN ***I*** HAD PITCH FEELINGS FOR HIM??? KARKAT: HE JUST REJECTED ME AS IF I WERE SOME HORRIBLY PRODUCED MOVIE!!! I WAS NOTHING MORE THAN YESTERDAY'S GRUBS UP FOR CULLING. BUT THEN HERE COMES TEREZI!! KARKAT: I BET IT'S BECAUSE SHE HAD THOSE COOL ASS WING THINGIES.
DAVE: lmao karkats jealous.
KARKAT: I AM NOT!!!! I'M JUST UPSET THAT JOHN SO SUDDENLY CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT PITCH FEELINGS. KARKAT: IT'S FRUSTRATING!!!
DAVE: i feel you dude. DAVE: but you know i also think maybe its cause john really isnt into dudes. DAVE: not every guy you meet is gonna be into dudes you know. though it has been a surprisingly large number that ARE into the same sex.
KARKAT: YEAH I KNOW...BUT IT STILL STINGS.... KARKAT: SIGH, I GUESS WE SHOULD ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT THE SHIP. KARKAT: DON'T GET US WRONG, WE'RE HAPPY FOR THEM!! I'M JUST BITTER ABOUT THE WHOLE JOHN THING.
DAVE: yeah and im kinda weirded out that my best bro is hate-dating a chick i nearly started dating. DAVE: its weird... DAVE: but the two of them are pretty goddamn adorable together. you can tell theyre both hella into each other. DAVE: its nice knowing that theyre both so happy after having an onslaught of shitstorms pouring down on them. DAVE: you can tell it's a very healthy pitch relationship and im pretty sure theyre gonna last a long ass time hating each other. DAVE: plus now john gets a bit more educated on troll culture and shit.
KARKAT: YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD THING I SUPPOSE. BUT AS LONG AS TEREZI IS HAPPY I'M OKAY WITH IT. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'D STOP IF I WASN'T OKAY WITH IT. BUT YEAH, I'M HAPPY THAT SHE'S HAPPY WITH SUCH A FEELINGS FLIP-FLOPPING JACKASS. KARKAT: FUCKING ASSHOLE... KARKAT: AND NO I'M NOT JEALOUS DAVE!!!
DAVE: i didnt say anything but k DAVE: you arent jealous. DAVE: youre just bitter i get it.
KARKAT: HMPH, NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL FEEL ASHEN FOR SOMEONE. KARKAT: THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!!!
