This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: ....wow this is uncomfortable. DAVE: you can legit cut the uncomfortableness with a knife. DAVE: thats how uncomfortable this is.
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DAVE: alrighty, guess im gonna have to do most of the talking here... DAVE: now i will admit that when i was younger i had a tiny lil crush on jkhn but that went away pretty quick. DAVE: now i think of him as a friend and ONLY a friend. DAVE: johns my best bro, my very best bro. hes like the little brother i never had. DAVE: hes a great dude, even if he is a bit too... DAVE: well, yknow, oblivious. DAVE: but hes a great guy nonetheless! DAVE: im glad i get to call him my best friend. DAVE: but yeah, the possibility of me EVER liking john again is...gone. DAVE: no more romantic feelings for john. at all. we can kiss those goodbye. DAVE: i dont wanna make him feel weird knowing that hes dating my mom-- roxy, and that i got a huge gay crush on him. DAVE: itd be even more weird and awkward than this! DAVE: but yeah, no more romantically liking John.
KARKAT: I CAN SEE YOU AND JOHN AS PALE, IF JOHN WERE TO EVER REALLY "CONSIDER QUADRANTS." KARKAT: YOU TWO ARE PRACTICALLY ALREADY PALE, YOU JUST NEED TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL!! KARKAT: THEN AGAIN, HUMAN CULTURE IS DIFFERENT AND BEING SOMEONE'SBEST FRIEND IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING.
DAVE: yeah okay other than pale john and i wont ever really be "together" DAVE: like i said, its weird and hes like a brother. DAVE: i dont date my brothers. DAVE: thats incest and i dont roll that way.
