This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: uuuuugghhhhhhh DAVE: whyyyyyyyyy DAVE: its like you all enjoy seeing me grumble here in the corner while karkat continues drooling over his boyfriend. DAVE: in this case, his hate-love boyfriend.
KARKAT: FOR THE LAST TIME, SOLLUX IS *NOT* MY BOYFRIEND. *YOU'RE* MY BOYFRIEND.
DAVE: damn right i am.
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KARKAT: I'VE DISCUSSED BEFORE THAT SOLLUX AND I HAVE HAD A REALLY COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP. KARKAT: HE AND I HAVE FLIRTED IN NEARLY EVERY QUADRANT. KARKAT: MY FRIENDSHIP WITH THAT CONCEITED DOUCHEBAG IS PRETTY PERSONAL. HE AND I HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER A LONG TIME AND WE'RE EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE WITH ONE ANOTHER. HE IS MY BEST FRIEND AFTER ALL.
DAVE: gross.
KARKAT: SHUSH!!!!! KARKAT: ANYWAY, SOLLUX DOES GET ON MY NERVES PRETTY MUCH ALL THE FUCKING TIME. THE BEE FUCKING GRUB FISTER JUST LOVES TO SEE ME GET PISSED OFF AT HIM. HE EVEN GOES THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF PUSHING HIS CODING LIMITS TO MAKE BETTER PROGRAMS AND CONTINUOUSLY SENDS THEM TO ME TO GLOAT!!!! WHO DOES THAT????? KARKAT: I'LL TELL YOU WHO: ASSHOLES. AND WHO'S THE ASSHOLE HERE? KARKAT: SOLLUX. KARKAT: HE IS A MAJOR DOUCHEBAG AND SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO VIGOROUSLY WORK DAY AND NIGHT TO LEARN EVERYTHING THERE IS ABOUT CODING JUST SO I COULD BE BETTER THAN HIM AND RUB IT IN THAT STUPID SMUG FACE OF HIS.
DAVE: guys, he has a hate boner. his tents-dong is going crazy in his pants.
KARKAT: SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO NOT HAVE A "HATE BONER" YOU FUCK HEAD. KARKAT: SOLLUX JUST ANNOYS ME, BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY PITCH FEELINGS FOR SOLLUX. KARKAT: OF COURSE I *USED* TO. KARKAT: BUT YOU ALL ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THAT AND I DON'T WANT STRIDER TO SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY POUTING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT *NEVER HAPPENED.* KARKAT: BUT IF SOLLUX OR I WERE TO JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO BECOME ONE ANOTHER'S KISMEISIS' BACK WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER THAN I'M PRETTY SURE WE WOULD'VE BEEN GREAT ONES.
