This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: lol DAVE: is it bad that all i can think of right now is the little mermaid??? DAVE: except angrier
KARKAT: YOU SEE THIS IS WHY A METEOR DESTROYED OUR WORLDS. KARKAT: IT'S BECAUSE IT WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU BEFORE YOU SAID STUPID JOKES LIKE THAT.
DAVE: awwww DAVE: i love you too <3
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KARKAT: PLEASE NO MORE LITTLE MERMAID JOKES KARKAT: THEY MAKE ME WANNA DIE.
DAVE: watching barack obama leave the White House made me feel that way too DAVE: a lil tear rolled down my cheek. DAVE: but dont worry ariel, no more jokes
KARKAT: *SIIIIIGH* KARKAT: ANYWAY. KARKAT: NO. KARKAT: I CAN NEVER SEE FEFERI AND I IN A RELATIONSHIP EVER. SHE KIND OF SUCKS. KARKAT: SHE WAS A SHIT MOIRAIL TO ERIDAN AND THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY. KARKAT: ... KARKAT: SHE SHOULD'VE TRIED TALKING TO HIM INSTEAD OF JUST DUMPING HIM LIKE THAT. KARKAT: NOW *THAT'S* ALL I'M GONNA SAY. KARKAT: LISTEN, SHE'S COOL AND ALL BUT SHE ISN'T SOMEONE I WOULD WANT TO BE INVOLVED WITH ROMANTICALLY. MOST PEOPLE WOULD AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME I'M ONLY WITH HER SO I'D BE EXONERATED FROM ANY EXECUTIONS DUE TO BLOOD WHICH ISN'T A PROBLEM HERE BUT STILL. KARKAT: SECOND, HER FISH PUNS SUCK AND I HATE THEM. KARKAT: THIRD, SHE JUST ISN'T THE PERSON FOR ME. SHE ISN'T "MY TYPE" I GUESS. SHE'S MORE OF A HAPPIER PERSON AND WOULD TAKE MY ANGRY RAMBLINGS TO HEART AND WOULD GET TOO UPSET AND TOO WORRIED ONLY TAKING THE EFFECT OF THE RAMBLINGS OUT AND LEAVING THEM A COLD SHELL OF NOTHING. EVENTUALLY I WOULD STOP SOING THAT THEREFORE STOP DOING THINGS I ENJOY THAT WOULD UPSET HER AND SOON ENOUGH WE'RE BARELY TALKING UNTIL ONE OF US LET'S OUT A HALF HEARTED BREAK UP WITH THE OTHER.
DAVE: holy fuck. DAVE: seriously DAVE: holy fuck
KARKAT: YEAH. IN MY HEAD I DATE EVERYONE TO SEE HOW IT WOULD GO AND THAT'S HOW SHE ENDED.
DAVE: ok now THATS weird and creepy DAVE: just a bit DAVE: but still. wow did. that was uh. sad
KARKAT: YEP. KARKAT: BUT THAT'S HOW IT WOULD END. KARKAT: SORRY I CRUSHED YOUR SILLY SND POSSIBLY MARINE LIFE RELATED SHIP. KARKAT: OH WAIT. KARKAT: I'M NOT SORRY.
