This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
KARKAT: NICE! SOMETHING DAVE AND I CAN *BOTH* REACT TO! KARKAT: NOW IT WON'T JUST BE AN AWKWARD ONE-SIDED CONVERSATION.
DAVE: yay. DAVE: lets kick this shit into high gear.
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DAVE: im going to be the one to start this off with a bit of commentary on tz DAVE: shes a rad person, troll, alien, whatever. shes really goddamn cool. DAVE: she was the first person out of all these creepy ass fuckers that i knew and id be lying if i said i didnt develop some gross ass twelve year old crush on her while i was making doomed copies of myself. DAVE: hell i even had a tiny crush on her when we first jumped on here. the very thought of egberts jokingly planned troll/human sloppy makeouts made my bi little heart flutter. DAVE: that was before vriska pretty much devoured all of terezis attention and i was given the upmost honor of spending some nice bro-bonding time with the vantabulous karkat.
KARKAT: ...RRRRIGHT... KARKAT: ANYWAY YOU ALL KNOW MY OPINION ON VRISKA BY NOW. AND I'M PRETTY FUCKING CERTAIN YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL FOR TEREZI AND IF YOU DON'T BOOHOO. I'M NOT EXPLAINING THAT AND REOPENING SWEEP-OLD WOUNDS. ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING ALL OF OUR CIRCUMSTANCES. KARKAT: AS I WAS SAYING, THOSE TWO MAKE QUITE THE ANNOYING DUO. THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY...HORRIFYING TOGETHER I'D BE A GODDAMN LIAR IF I SAID THAT I WAS TERRIFIED OF BOTH OF THEM WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. KARKAT: THEY'RE LIKE...SUPERHEROES I GUESS EXCEPT THEY HAVE TWISTED VIEWS ON LIFE AND ARE BASICALLY WICKED. KARKAT: BUT ON THE TOPIC OF THEIR MOIRAILLEGIANCE, IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY AMAZING. VRISKA HAS REALLY STEPPED UP TO THE WHOLE MOIRAIL BUSINESS. I ACTUALLY THINK THAT THEY MUGHT BE BETTER THAN EQUIUS AND NEPETA. KARKAT: PROBABLY NOT THOUGH CONSIDERING THEIR SHADY-ASS PAST WITH OME ANOTHER.
DAVE: theyre wicked bffs though. its like theyre the jd and turk of alternia.
KARKAT: WHO?
DAVE: its a scrubs thing dude. DAVE: but anywho, yeah theyre really close and it's really goddamn obvious that have vriska here with terezi impacted her life a fuckton. DAVE: i bet if i were to do my time travel bullshit id find a timeline where theres no spider girl but there is a depressed ass dragon girl.
KARKAT: OKAY, IGNORING DAVE'S RAMBLING, THEY'RE A GREAT EXAMPLE OF MOIRAILLEGIANCE ASIDE FROM THE OBVIOUS EQUIUS AND NEPETA EXAMPLE. KARKAT: AND HONESTLY, IT WAS ALWAYS SORT OF OBVIOUS THAT THEY'D FALL INTO *SOME* QUADRANT EVENTUALLY CONSIDERING THEIR BACKGROUND. KARKAT: I ALWAYS SORT OF EXPECTED IT TO MAYBE BE PITCH CONSIDERING THEIR "JUSTICE" MINDSET. LIKE, VRISKA WOULD PURPOSELY DO SOMETHING THAT "BREAKS THE LAW" TO PISS TEREZI OFF. KARKAT: I DIDN'T EXPECT THEM TO BE PALE. KARKAT: BUT HEY, IF THEY'RE HAPPY LIKE THIS I SHOULDN'T GO AROUND AND SAY "PITCH MAKES MORE SENSE, HERE'S WHY."
DAVE: aww, look at karkat. being all tolerant with ships and whatnot. DAVE: like a true shipper girl.
KARKAT: YEP. I AM A TRUE SHIPPER GIRL. KARKAT: LIKE THOSE CRINGEY ASS SHIPPERS SAY: #TEAMVRISREZI.
