This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
KARKAT: NO, DON'T YOU "EHHHHHHH" THIS. THIS ONE IS ALL YOU. KARKAT: I HAVE NEXT TO NO OPINION ON THIS SHIP. KARKAT: *YOUR* BEAT FRIEND, *YOUR* REACTION.
DAVE: ehhhhhhhhhh
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DAVE: ehhhhhhhh DAVE: soo....johnvris.... DAVE: john and vriska... DAVE: well...they certainly...both like the color blue. DAVE: thats something. DAVE: and they both like nic cage. DAVE: .......... DAVE: yeah i cant see them together honestly.
KARKAT: YOU DO KNOW THAT SOME VARIATION OF THEM DATED, RIGHT? SOME OTHER TIMELINE JOHN AND VRISKA ACTUALLY HAD THE HOTS FOR ONE ANOTHER AND HAD GROSS, INTERSPECIES MAKE-OUT SESSIONS IN THE DREAM BUBBLES OR SOME SHIT. KARKAT: OR MAYBE IT WAS *THIS* JOHN THAT DATED SOME OTHER VRISKA. KARKAT: NO...I'M PRETTY CERTAIN IT WAS A DIFFERENT JOHN.
DAVE: dude gross. DAVE: whyd they break up tho
KARKAT: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. DO YOU THINK I CARRY AROUND A LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF REASONS WHY DIFFERENT COUPLES BROKE UP? DO YOU THINK I WALK AROUND AND ASK, "HEY, WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH THAT LOSER OVER THERE?" AND THEN WRITE IT DOWN TO BE USED FOR FUTURE REFERENCE?
DAVE: dont you?
KARKAT: NO I DO NOT!!!!!!
DAVE: lame. DAVE: but anyway DAVE: i seriously dont see john and vriska together. like, i cant. ive spent three years with vriska getting to know her and shit and i just DAVE: i dont see them really working out. DAVE: not gonna lie, vriska can be a bitch. a manipulative annoying bitch thatll go to a certain extreme to get her way. DAVE: those are mainly karkats words btw DAVE: and john...is not that. DAVE: hes like, super nice. yeah sometimes he can snap and go full fucking ballistic but hes not constantly going the extreme ya feel? DAVE: besides, vriska would probably be better off with someone who doesn't use his windy powers to move the clouds in the sky so theyll form a giant dick. DAVE: yeah i thought theyd be cute together once upon a time but now after EVERYTHING that happened and how much everything and everyone has changed, they just dont seem very good together. DAVE: may vriska find herself a nice guy or gal who doesnt make giant cloud dicks then wake everyone up at five in the morning to watch the sunrise, only to cast a giant penis shadow across our new earth and get himself thrown into cantown jail by our firm but fair Mayor.
