This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: pffffft DAVE: this ship name is hilarious DAVE: hornus DAVE: that is dangerously close to horny. which is actually appropriate considering cronus is involved here. DAVE: but still DAVE: HILARIOUS.
KARKAT: YEAH. I GUESS IT IS. KARKAT: ALSO, I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO APOLOGIZE FOR OUR LACK OF UPDATES. IT'S ALL DAVE'S FAULT THOUGH. HIS PROCRASTINATION AND LAZINESS IS CONTAGIOUS.
DAVE: hey man im not the one that pretended this whole thing didnt exist so you didnt have to do it.
KARKAT: !!!! KARKAT: YES YOU ARE!!!!! KARKAT: ANYWAY, THESE ARE THE REQUESTS WE HAVE TO DO.
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KARKAT: AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S QUITE A BIT. NOW WE AREN'T SAYING "STOP REQUESTING"
DAVE: yall can request all youd like. well get them done dont worry.
KARKAT: IT'LL JUST TAKE SOME TIME. AND WE *DO* HAVE A SYSTEM AS TO HOW WE UPDATE.
DAVE: bottom to top since bottom ones are the oldest.
KARKAT: YEAH. THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TO SAY ON THAT. DON'T STOP REQUESTING BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD! WE COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A SHIT. JUST KNOW THAT IT'LL TAKE SOME TIME. KARKAT: NOW LET'S START THIS.
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KARKAT: OKAY SO KARKAT: HMMMM. KARKAT: I GUESS I CAN SEE THIS WORK. KARKAT: AS PITCH. KARKAT: OBVIOUSLY NOT FLUSHED CONSIDERING HORUSS IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH RUFIOH AND CRONUS IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS RIGHT HAND. KARKAT: PITCH SOUNDS APPROPRIATE. KARKAT: HORUSS IS...LIKE EQUIUS IN A WAY. THEY BOTH HAVE THAT WEIRD "HIGH BLOOD! I MUST BOW DOWN AND KISS THEIR SHOES AND FUCK THE GROUND THEY WALK ON!" SORT OF PERSONALITY. KARKAT: AND CRONUS...CRONUS CAN SOMETIMES BE THAT SNOOTY HIGH BLOOD KIND OF PERSON. LIKE ERIDAN...EXCEPT HORNIER. AND MORE ANNOYING. KARKAT: AS PITCH CRONUS CAN FINALLY HAVE HIS LITTLE HIGH BLOOD SORT OF THING AND HORUSS CAN HAVE THE HIGH BLOOD ATTENTION HE'S ALWAYS WANTED. KARKAT: AND SINCE HORUSS HAS SORT OF SOFTENED UP BECAUSE OF HIS PALE RELATIONSHIP WITH MEULIN, HE SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID TO ACTUALLY "HATE" A BLOOD RICHER THAN HIS OWN. KARKAT: YEAH. IT MAKES SENSE TO ME.
DAVE: k but i think that cronus x right hand is the REAL ship were talking about here.
