This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
KARKAT: HOLY FUCK IT TOOK US A LONG ASS TIME TO FINALLY SHIT OUT ANOTHER CHAPTER. KARKAT: DON'T BLAME ME THOUGH, THIS IS ENTIRELY DAVE'S FAULT.
DAVE: hey, we just got video games on this fuckin new earth of course i was going to ignore everything and just play. DAVE: but hey, i beat the game after not eating or sleeping. DAVE: it was fun. DAVE: 10/10
KARKAT: DAVE IT WAS LITERALLY A FUCKING MAZE GAME. IT WASN'T EVEN THAT HARD I BEAT IT IN LIKE TWO MINUTES.
DAVE: well karkat not everyone has night vision and can easily see an opening that was right in front of another wall to make it look like a different wall.
KARKAT: BLAME YOUR SHITTY HUMAN EVOLUTION FOR NO NOCTURNAL VISION.
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DAVE: lol DAVE: wait no that doesnt really express how much im legit loling at that picture. DAVE: lmao DAVE: perfect.
KARKAT: THAT PICTURE IS FUCKING HAUNTING. LOOK AT THAT, HER POISON SACKS ARE POINTY FOR FUCKS SAKE.
DAVE: poison sacks????????
KARKAT: BREASTS.
DAVE: okay wtf. are you just messing with me on this weird troll lingo or are troll titties seriously called poison sacks.
KARKAT: WE'LL NEVER KNOW DAVE. KARKAT: ANYWAY, WHAT THE FUCK. KARKAT: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE COME UP WITH THESE SHIPS?? I DON'T THINK JOHN HAS EVER *OFFICIALLY* MET NEPETA!! OTHER THAN HER IN HER FUSED SPRITE FORM BUT THAG DOESN'T COUNT SINCE SHE IS TECHNICALLY AN ENTIRELY NEW PERSON. KARKAT: THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
DAVE: tru but they kinda look cute together tbh.
KARKAT: YEAH THEY DO I GUESS, AND SINCE THEY'RE BOTH UNNATURALLY CHEERY AND SHIT I GUESS THAT'D BE NICE FOR A WHILE BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY "LOOK CUTE" WON'T REALLY GIVE THEM A LONG AND STABLE RELATIONSHIP.
DAVE: uh DAVE: idk they can both be bad asses sometimes. DAVE: .... DAVE: yeah i dont think theyd work together. DAVE: maybe theyd be cool friends for like little surges of time. DAVE: you know, youre practically bffs for one whole week and the next its like you dont even know them. DAVE: thats how i see them at least. DAVE: B/
KARKAT: YEAH I AGREE WITH DAVE. JOHN AND NEPETA LOOK CUTE TOGETHER BUT LOOKING CUTE JUST WON'T CUT IT IF THEY EVER REALLY BE MORE THAN FRIENDS.
