((We're gonna make this funny yet cute :D))
Vanoss:John!
Delirious:Yes?
Vanoss:You're so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
Delirious:.....
Vanoss:If you're feeling down, can I feel you up?
Delirious:...
Vanoss:You see that door over there? Let's go out.
Delicious:eVaN sToP-
Vanoss:You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
Delirious:*Blushes* Evan! Enough!
Vanoss: If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Delirious:*Covers face* Oh my god...
Vanoss:Hey John.
Delirious:What now....
Vanoss:Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
Delirious:*Blushing madly*.....Will you-
Vanoss:Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr!
Delirious:[Intense Facepalm]
Vanoss:Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.
Delirious:Oh shut up and kiss me! *Kisses him*
Vanoss:Heh.
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((YOUR CORNY ASF EVAN-))
