*Intro plays*
Jack:God....should we let them go alone?
Anti: I mean...it's their babies...
Jack:I trust Google but....Dark?
Anti: Darky babysitted our twins AND Desi. He'll be fine.
Jack:Alright....DARKIPLIER! GOOGLE IRL! COME HERE!
Anti:Ow...
Jack:Whoops sorry bro...
Google:No I'm busy!
Dark:*In the pool*
Anti:You take Google. I'll take Dark.
Jack:*Nods and skips downstairs* Googieoogie!
Google:Busy Bingypie.
Jack:*Rubs his shoulders* I want you to...
Google:*Blushes* To?....
Jack:*Yells at the top of his lungs* GET YER BUSY ARSE UPSTAIRS NOW!!!
Google:*Falls out of his chair* DAMMIT JACK YOU FUCKING LITTLE- *Gets up*
Jack:Hehe! *Runs upstairs*
Anti:*Snaps fingers and turns the water into spiders*
Dark:*Screaming like a little girl* EWEWEWEWEW!!! MAAAARRRKKK!!!!!
Mark:*Runs downstairs* Why is everyone yelling?!
Dark:*Shaking spiders off* MARK HELP!!!!
Mark:*Looks at Jack and Anti* Turn it back Anti.
Anti:Fine...*Turns it back*
Mark:Now what the fuck is going on?! I officially have two newborns and a infant crying upstairs!
Jack:We needed pictures of the twins and Sapphire so we asked them to take them.
Mark:These two? Take kids anywhere? *Laughs*......wait you're serious?
Jack:Yes markimoo!
Mark:*Sighs* Fine...Alright guys you're taking the babies for a picture. Please don't loose them.
Dark:Where at?
Mark:Hollywood. It's only $23 today so hurry.
Google:*Nods* Eugh they drool....
Anti:They're babies Google.
Google:Can Bing come?
Mark:Noooo. Dark can't handle both Browers and Bing never listens. Now go! *Gives Dark Sapphire*
Dark:*Holds Google hand and teleports to the place* Alright what now?
Google:Sign in. *Walks to the counter*
Dark:Um....Google?
Google:Wait.....Alright what?
Dark:*Points to Sapphire running down the hall*
Google:Get her!!!
Dark:*Runs and puts her on his shoulders* Ready guys? *Walks down the hall*
Google:*Pulls him back by his shirt* We have to be called Dark. Sit and wait.
Dark:Fine...
~Two Hours later~
Lady:Fischbach?
Google:*Shakes him* Come on. Our turn.
Dark:*Stretches and follows them*
Chuck:There's my favorite family! Let's get started! First the Google twins!
Google:*Gives them to him*
Both:*Starts crying*
Google:Shhh daddy is right here!
Dark:Sapphire hold still!
Sapphire:*Giggles and Bounces out of his arms* Baba!
Google:*Picks them up* Shhh see? Right here!
Dark:Wait Google switch!
Google:If you can control them...*Gives them to him and picks up Sapphire*
Dark:Alright guys! *Sits them down and they cry again* Nope! Peekaboo!
Google:Sapphire dance! Shake it!
Twins:*Looks forward*
Dark:Now!
Sapphire:*Looks at the camera*
Google:Now!
Chuck:*Laughs* Creative daddies aren't you! *Takes pictures* Beautiful! I'll mail the photos!
~Back at home~
Mark:Nice job guys! They look adorable!
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Dark:*Yawns* We even took them in the park...
Mark:I see. Google is dead. I'll charge him.
Dark:No. I'll do it *Lifts him and carries him downstairs, plugging him in* I love you. *Kisses his head*
Bing: OOOO I HEARD THAT! DARK LOVES GOOGIEOOGIE!
Dark:Bing shut it before I drown you!!
Bing:You love Google though! Awww you caught feelings XD
Dark:*Facepalm* Don't tell him.
Bing:I promise!
~3 hours later~
Bing:Googieoogie! Dark has feelings for you!
Google:*Smiles* I heard.
