*Intro plays*
Dark: We witnessed a grown man give birth. I'm scarred for life.
Desi:Is Papa pregnant?
Dark:God I hope not...he bitches like a woman anyway.
Anti:Do I now?
Dark:And the nagging begins...
Anti:I swear being with you was a mistake.
Dark:Nag nag nag. Go take a nap or something.
Anti:Dark you act like a big ass baby! You love plushies more than your family!
Dark:uuuuugggghhhh shut uuuupppp
Mark:Jessie come here!!
Desi:They found the pudding pal ROFL
Jessie:LOL it's a school project!
Anti:*Eats ice cream* Dick...
Dark:Anti for the love of all that is evil. Shut the fuck up and stop bitching!
Google:Oooooooo
Bing:*Hits him* Shhh
Anti:You know what. I'm not taking this anymore. Google search for Divorce lawyers.
Dark:You won't divorce me Anti. You love me too much.
Anti:*Dials number* Hello? Yes just one. I'll be there. We have a court date in two weeks.
Jessie:Damn....
Desi: Ouch...
Mark:And on with the show! Anywho do we have anything planned for today?
Jessie:Let's record! Let's go!
Dark:You're dead serious Anti?...
Desi:Let's book it before shit gets serious...
Mark:*Walks upstairs and starts recording* Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and today I'm with Septiplier and Danti Baby! Say hi guys!
Jessie:Waddup bishes!
Desi:Let's play! Jessie sucks at Halo!
Jessie:I can't find guns!! DAMMIT ALL FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!
Mark:XD Calm down cupcake it's the harder part.
Desi:AH SON OF A BITCH!!! THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM?!
Mark:This is normal gu- AH FUCK! I WAS ALMOST FUCKING DONE!!! UUUUUGGGGHHHH!
~Hours of raging later~
Mark;*Slams controller* No! I'm not playing I am bread 3! GOD NO!
Jessie:FUCK IT ALL! I hate this game!
Desi:....no....No....NO!!!! DAMMIT TO HELL!!!
Jack:Guys the baby is asleep...why are you yelling?
Mark:I am bread.
Jack:Explains it...Alright try to calm it down.
Mark:*Deeply inhales* I'll try.
~Two minutes later~
Mark:NOOOOO! FUCK LIFE FUCK EVERYTHING!!!!
Jessie:GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!!
Desi:EAT A HUGE PILE OF DOG SHIT!!!!
