*Intro plays*
Dr. Michael: You are indeed pregnant.
Jack:Ooooo!
Dark:*Covers face* I'm not telling Google...
Jack:You're not?
Dark:I don't want to...
Jack:Explains the temper tantrums and Cravings. But if you're having his baby...I think you should tell him.
Dark:*Shakes head* I'm not telling him anything...
Dr. Michael:Are you sure? It could stress you.
Dark:I'm not telling him!!!- I'm so sorry...
Dr. Michael:No worries. Normal hormones. Oh and Mr. Fischbach, the baby is perfectly healthy!
Jack:Thank you! *Grabs Dark and walks out*
Dark:*Covers eyes* Damn paparazzi..
Jack:*Gets in the car*
Dark:I'm hungry...can we get something to eat?
Jack:Sure!
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Jack:Coming inside Dark?
Dark:Yeah...I'll sit here for a second.
Jack:Alright! *Walks in* Markimoo!
Mark:In the kitchen baby muffin!
Jack:*Walks in* Whatcha cooking?
Mark:*Smiles* Chicken. Where's Dark?
Jack:Well....*Whispers in his ear*
Mark:He's scared? I'll tell Google to talk to him-
Jack:*Grabs his arm* No! He doesn't want to tell him!
Google:Tell me what?
Jack:Google! Heeey buddy! How you doin?
Google:What are you talking about?
Jack:Dark has a crush on you!
Google:I'm far from stupid.
Jack:Uhh...Stay right there. *Runs outside* Dark! Dark?
Google:Cocaine man, one hell of a drug.
Jack:He was out here in the car! *Opens the door* Dark! Where are you?!
Mark:Uhh...Honey...are you seeing things?
Jack:No! *Phone rings and answers it* Dark where are you?
Dark: You told Google didn't you?...
Jack:No! Dark you have to say something!
Dark:No! I'm not coming back until I have the baby! *Hangs up*
Jack:Dark you can't! You have to come home!....Dark? *Hangs up*
Mark:What happened?
Jack:Dark is pregnant! He didn't want to tell Google and he's...somewhere! He isn't coming back until he has the baby!
Google:He's pregnant with my child and he ran away?! Why?!
Jack:He thought you didn't want anymore kids!
Google:If it's mine then you're damn right I want it! Bing!
Bing:*Skips in* Yeeees?
Google:Dark is pregnant again-
Bing:*Gasps and squeals* Another baby!!!
Google:Thing is...he thinks that I don't want it, so he ran away.
Bing:What?!? What if he gets in a fight?! What if he eats something dangerous?!
Google:You guys think I watch over Dark's pregnancies *Laughs*
Mark:Let's find Dark before he does something stupid...
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Dark:Hey! Ink!
Ink:Dark! Ready for a tattoo?
Dark:Hell yeah! Oh....shit I can't...
Ink:Mark grounded you?
Dark:Nah...I'm pregnant again
Ink:AGAIN? Damn! Google is a beast!
Dark:*Blushes*
Ink:Tell you what, I'll take you to eat. Hungry?
Dark:For Cheesecake mostly..
Ink:To the Cheesecake Factory!
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Dark:Mmm I love the oreo Cheesecake!
Ink:These Nachos are life.
Dark:*Takes one* Ooo give me some!
Ink:You stole one! Order some!
Dark:I just want soooome! *Gasps and hides under the table*
Ink:*Crosses leg* Hell no you can have some!
Dark:No...Google...
Ink:*Turns around* Running from your baby daddy?
Dark:Don't say I'm here.
Ink:*Shrugs and eats more Nachos*
Google:Ink.
Ink:Google! The enforcer!
Bing:Have you seen Dark?
Ink:He ran out when he saw you.
Dark:*Sees their legs and crawls to the next table*
Google:He left eh? *Looks under the table* Hm...
Bing:*Walks around*
Dark:*Runs out the door*
Bing:Googie!
Google:*Runs out and grabs him*
Dark:Let me go!
Google:No! Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant?
Dark:*Turns head*
Google:*Grabs his face* Answer me.
Dark:*Tears up*
Google:No no no! *Hugs him* None of that! I'm sorry!
Dark:I thought you didn't want anymore kids....
Google:*Looks at him* I didn't. But I did this. It's my responsibility. Don't be afraid to tell me things like this. Promise baby boy? *Wipes his tears*
Dark:*Smiles and hugs him* I promise daddy.
Google:Kinky. Where's Bing?
Bing:*Hugs Dark while eating Nachos* Don't ever run away with a baby!
Dark:*Laughs and answers phone*
???: *Breathes*
Dark:Uhh....Hello?
???:I know where you are.
Dark:...........Nice prank. *Hangs up*
¿¿¿:*Calls*
Dark:*Answers* Alright twerps. Stop-
¿¿¿:No one is playing games Darkiplier.
Dark:O_o........Who.....is this?
¿¿¿:*Demonic laugh* Don't be afraid. *Hangs up*
Google:Dark...you okay?...
Dark:I think...I wet myself...
Bing:Who called?
Dark:I don't- BING MOVE! *Pushes him*
Google: Dude watch-....Was no one in the car?...
Dark:I'm tripping balls!!!!!
Bing:Let's go home. It's nothing!
