*Your childhood in 7 seconds*
Ash:*Yawn and opens eyes*............Bing why are you on top of me?
Bing:I'm bored!
Ash:Okay?....So...why are you on me?...
Bing:Because Googie busy, Darky is grounded and Jack is recording videos! Can we go somewhere?
Ash:I just had a baby a few weeks ago Bing...i'm supposed to be on bed rest...
Bing:Dark moves a day after he has a baby! Please? *Puppys eyes*
Ash:*Sighs* Alright...
Bing:YAY! *Bounces on her*
Ash:*Laughs and sits up* You're so full of energy
Bing:*Jumps down and skips around* We're going oooout! YAY!
Ash:Alright bounces a lot I need to change.
Bing:Okay!
Ash:........Alone. In privacy.
Bing:Okay! :3
Ash:*Giggles* That means stand outside you goofy IRL...
Bing:Okie dokie! *Skips out*
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Ash:Google! Do me a favor.
Google:What?
Ash:Watch Safari for me.
Google: .-. Sure...........
Ash:Xd She won't throw up on you.
Google:.....*Slowly takes her* 5 seconds....a new record.
Safari:*Throws up on him*
Google:DAMMIT CHILD! Such a pain in the ass!!!
Ash:Well it was complete pain to conceive her. So deal with it.
Bing:Common Ash! *Pulls her*
Ash:*Laughs* Alright alright i'm coming!
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Bing:You said you're low on money right?
Ash:*Nods* Why?...
Bing:Look! Just Dance challenge! We can do it!
Ash:No Bing-
Bing:YES WE CAN!
Ash:Xd Really?
Bing:I miss the Obamas hehe! *Skips in the shop* Hey! I wanna do the Just Dance Challenge!
DJ:Which song?
Ash:*Shrugs*
Bing:*Bouncing* Gangnam style!
DJ:*Laughs* That's a lot of energy! Alright you and your friend get ready.
Ash:*Sits down* How are you still bouncing?...
Bing:*Bouncing in his seat* I don't knoooow!
DJ:Alright time to annonuce our winners of the Just Dance contest! And the winner of $1,000!
Bing:*Bouncing*
Ash:*Holds him down and laughs* Hold still you pogo stick! Let's just hear.
Bing:Okay!
DJ:And first place going to...........BING IRL AND ASH ROSEWOOD!
Bing:YAY! *Skips over* Thank you!
Ash:We actually won?...
Bing:*Gives her the money* Mhm! To Brazil we go!
Ash:Brazil?.....
Bing:Yus! We can use Dad's private jet!
Ash:Okay then....
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Ash:Are we supposed to be on this?...
Bing:LOL Nope! It's his business jet! But he won't mind! *Lays on the couch* Jeffrey! We're going to Brazil!
Jeffrey:Bing.....is your father aware your on his private jet?...
Bing:Uh....of course! I'm doing business in Brazil!
Jeffrey:*Nods and starts the jet*
Ash:*Laughs* Bing relax!
Bing:*Giggles* I'm so excited!
Ash:That you stole Bill Gates private jet? We could have took mine...
Bing:Oh yeah....oh well! Sit back and relax!
Ash:Wait Bing your charger!
Bing:Mom put a spare one in here! *Holds it*
Ash:Oh....*Lays back*
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Bing:It's so shaky! Jeff?!
Ash:*Holds onto the seat* Too shaky...Hey! Are you too even driving?
Bing:*Falls down* We're going down!
Ash:What?!
Bing:*Gets up and Hugs her* Don't be scared Ash!
Ash:*shaking* This is how my parents went out....
Bing:*Gasps and hugs her tighter* I won't let you do the same...
CRASH!!!!!
~To be continued
