*Intro plays*
Desi:Hey dad!
Dark:Yes pumpkin.
Desi:....Stop with the nicknames. Anywho! Can you teach me how to pole dance?
Mark:Oh god don't get him started....
Jack:He pole dances like a pro though...
Anti:He's a perfectionist. He practiced it for a year...
Dark:Thought you would never ask! *Snaps fingers and turns the living room into a strip club* Now it's all about strength. First you wrap your leg around the pole.
Desi:Screw that! *Swings around the pole* Pole dance off!
Anti:Maybe being with Dark was a bad idea...
Jack:Ya think?!
Dark:*Climbs up the pole and drops down in a split* Top that!
Desi:Pft. Baby moves. *Walks around the pole and flips around it*
Dark:I'm not done yet pipsqueak. *Turns a song on*
Heh. Let's see what you got.
Dark:I was better.
Desi:Lies! You know I won!
Dark:You learned it from me so I win. Princess *Runs*
Desi:I'll show you princess!!! *Chases him*
Anti:I just witnessed my husband and daughter pole dance....what is life.
Mas:Won't lie. That was hot.
Sam:Mas. Stop.
Dim:Kinky~
Mas:ROFL
