*Intro plays*
((Episode dedicated to Stop Domestic Abuse))
Anti:Dark I know....
Dark:Anti don't play with me.
Anti:I'm not playing with you! Everything I do you think I'm with another man!
Dark:*Grabs him* Who are you raising your voice at?
Anti:*Sighs* No one...
Dark:I said we're not doing this date other people shit. So stop seeing other men.
Anti:Darky!
Dark:What did I say.
Anti:You always say I nag but you bitch about me having male friends!
Dark:So you're admitting it!
Anti:I'm not sleeping with them! I sometimes have job interviews!
Dark:Riiiiight. Well guess what. You're not leaving this house without me.
Anti:What?! Dark you're not my father!
Dark:I don't have to be. But leave this house and watch what happens. *Walks upstairs*
Anti:Ugh I hate him!
Jack: Doing okay bro?
Anti:No! Dark doesn't want me to see other men, but it's not dates! He won't let me leave the house without him!
Jack:Jealousy?
Anti:*Sighs and Lays on the couch* Yeah...
Jack:*Pats his stomach* Just leave. He won't hurt you.
Anti:You don't know Dark...he's not easy with me. He'll hurt me Jackaboy. Mark is easy on you. *Sighs* I have a interview tonight.
Jack:*Sighs* Sneak out. He sleeps 24/7.
Anti:Oh yeah! Thanks bro!
Jack:*Smiles* No problem!
Dark:Anti Come to bed!
Anti:*Hugs Jack* Goodnight bro! *Runs upstairs*
Jack:Nighty night bro!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anti:*Tries moving his arm* Come on...
Dark:*Opens an eye* What are you doing?
Anti:*Jumps* J-just trying to m-move....I have to use the bathroom....
Dark:*Moves arm* Hurry up.
Anti:*Nods and rushes to the bathroom* Alright time to get ready. *Gets ready and walks out quietly*
Dark:*Snoring*
Anti:*Sighs of relief and sticks a plushie under him*
Dark:*Hugs it* Zzzz
Anti:*Slowly Walks out the door and in the car* Alright I'm home free! Let's make this quick. *Drives off*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dark:*Yawns and sits up* Something is off....*Looks at the plushie* Anti? Anti! ANTI!!! This fucker went out this house. I'll find him. Watch me. *Gets dressed and teleports*
Anti:That's amazing! Paying how much?
Richard:Well beautiful, 6,000 a week. I look forward to working with you.
Anti:*Blushes and smiles* Oh wow! So do- oh.....no.....
Richard:Nonsense my darling! 6k is worth it!
Anti:No it's.....it's....
Richard:It's *Looks up* Excuse me sir we're doing business.
Dark:*Folds arms* Anti.
Anti:This is my husband...Darkiplier...
Dark:Get up.
Anti:Darky-
Dark:GET UP.
Anti:*Quickly stands up*
Richard:Sir-
Dark:Don't sir me. What did I tell you Anti?
Anti:Dark you're making a scene...
Dark:I'm going to make a murder scene if you don't answer me. What did I tell you Anti?
Anti:*Looks down* Don't-
Dark:*Slaps him* Look at me.
Lady: Hey! Don't hit him! What's wrong with you?!
Dark:Fuck off Lady. He's my husband.
Lady 2:Husband? The one you're supposed to love and care for? You are not his husband!
Lady 1:*Pulls Anti to her* You don't have to go with him sweetie.
Dark:Anti let's go. NOW.
Anti:*Shakes head* No.
Dark:Excuse me?
Anti:I said no! I'm tired of being your little puppet! I want to be free! From you! It's over Dark!
Dark:*Growls and walks away* Whatever.
Crowd:*Cheering*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me:*Pops in from nowhere* Ni Hao! Jessie Miles here!
Dark:Who the hell are you anyway?
Me:A big fat juicy cock. Now! I gave a little something to speak up against Domestic Abuse!
Jack:She's Asian.
Me:Half.
Desi:She's short LOL
Me:Hey!
Jessie:We have the same name!
Me:That's because I created Jessie. She's my oc.
Jessie:MOMMY-
Me:...No.
Dark:Mark! Found your real daughter!
Me: I'm Chinese -.-
Anti:Awww can we keep her?
Me:WHAT FAMILY DID I CREATE?
Dark:A sexy one. *Retarded pose*
Me:*Facepalm*....
